Personals: David And Natasha
Written by Bwog Staff
Even though Valentine’s Day is just a day away, it’s never too late to find your partner for the holiday with another round of Personals. Today, we bring the ladies and men the treat of meeting David and Natasha. If either of them seem like a cool person to share the day with, email us at email@example.com and we’ll set you up.
Name, Year, School, Major: David, Junior, GS, MESAAS
Preference: Guy for gal
Hometown: San Diego, CA
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: “She’s actually my sister”
What redeems you as a human being? My penchant for Persian poetry
Library room of choice: The Burke Library at UTS. Butler is SO played out
Beverage of choice: Coffee, black
The components of your ideal Westside salad: What?
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Fighting the power. Some power. Any power, it doesn’t really matter.
Historical Hottie: Hildegard von Bingen. She gets my liturgy going!
Name, Year, School, Major: Natasha, BC ‘ 17, Economics
Preference: Anything willing
Hometown: New York, NY
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Loud chewing, tiny food portions
What redeems you as a human? TBD
Library room of choice: 209 for those hot lost freshmen
Beverage of choice: $10 jug of “white wine” from International
The components of your ideal Westside salad: Burger bits, tater tots, hold the veggies, shot of mayo
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Wherever you are ;)
Historical Hottie: Dick Nixon
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