Feb

13

Personals: David And Natasha

Written by

David Thompson

David

Even though Valentine’s Day is just a day away, it’s never too late to find your partner for the holiday with another round of Personals. Today, we bring the ladies and men the treat of meeting David and Natasha. If either of them seem like a cool person to share the day with, email us at tips@bwog.com and we’ll set you up.

Name, Year, School, Major: David, Junior, GS, MESAAS

Preference: Guy for gal

Hometown: San Diego, CA

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: “She’s actually my sister”

What redeems you as a human being? My penchant for Persian poetry

Library room of choice: The Burke Library at UTS. Butler is SO played out

Beverage of choice: Coffee, black

The components of your ideal Westside salad: What?

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Fighting the power. Some power. Any power, it doesn’t really matter.

Historical Hottie: Hildegard von Bingen. She gets my liturgy going!

 

Natasha

Natasha

Name, Year, School, Major: Natasha, BC ‘ 17, Economics

Preference: Anything willing

Hometown: New York, NY

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Loud chewing, tiny food portions

What redeems you as a human? TBD

Library room of choice: 209 for those hot lost freshmen

Beverage of choice: $10 jug of “white wine” from International

The components of your ideal Westside salad: Burger bits, tater tots, hold the veggies, shot of mayo

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Wherever you are ;)

Historical Hottie: Dick Nixon

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3 Comments

  1. anon  

    As a transsexual transvestite mother of 3 young gorillas I find Natasha's willingness to go out with anything very refreshing!

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