Momma Bwog is just like Dr. McDreamy

Peer pressure. Exam grades. Student loans. Relationship. School work. Depression. Assignments. Self esteem.

Are these some things that are haunting you this time of year? If so, you might have a chronic case of midterms.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend you come to the Bwog meeting tonight at 7PM in the SGO (Room 505) of Lerner.

***Bwog is not for everyone. Call your doctor if your obsession with sororities worsens or you have unusual changes in behavior. Call your doctor if you have uncontrollable muscle movements, as these can become permanent. High blood sugar has been reported with Bwog, and publications like it, and in extreme cases can lead to coma or death. Other risks include increased cholesterol, weight gain, decreases in white blood cells which can be serious, dizziness on standing, seizures, trouble swallowing, and impaired judgment or motor skills.

“Since joining Bwog, I feel better. Bwog and my schoolwork, they make a pretty good team.”

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