Homecoming was as #lit as ur chem homework

Homecoming was as #lit as ur chem homework

Homecoming! We lost the game, as expected (although the tragic death of the streak gave the less experienced of us some doubts), but people still had fun, didn’t they?? Whether you showed up only for the pregame, left at halftime, or spent the weekend mourning the death of America’s Next Top Model (RIP the greatest GIF factory of our time), we’re sure it was a weekend to treasure. Remember, you can preserve your memories forever by sending them to us at tips@bwog.com.

Bad Memories

  • “I think my parents deleted our Netflix account. Terse email to mom.”
  • “There’s vomit on the shuttle bus.”
  • “It’s coooooold.”
  • “Made the mistake of wearing leather boots to Sig Chi …”
  • “People always ask me how to get places on the subway and I don’t have the answers.”
  • “Just woke up from a nap to a series of really drunk snaps and totally forgot it was Homecoming.”
  • “People on McBain 3 wrote “fuck [insert their RA’s name]” on the wall in Sharpie and then tried to clean it off using Everclear.”
  • “This kid sitting across from me in Butler Cafe smells like he just went poopie in his pants.”
  • “Walked all the way to 110 and Chipotle was closed for maintenance.”
  • “‘God bless you’ man told me walking past in East Village; not sure if catcall or what.”
  • “Homeless guy wandered into Koronet’s and complimented me while also calling attention to my pimple.”
  • “Got hit by a turning car, got saved by my trombone case.”

Good Vibes

  • “At Lion’s Head with friends and everyone in here is a Mets fan except for the lonely lad with a Yanks hat.”
  • “It’s that time of year again. Listening to Alkaline Trio at the But after turning down Happy Hour invite from my grad student friends lol.”
  • “Spent $45 at a hookah bar.”
  • “Got apprehended last night leaving 1020 by an interesting woman. Asked us if we liked 1020; proceeded to ask where we were from/if we knew the cool bars. Friend lied and said she went to Collegiate. Woman told us about Sway—club where celebs such as Paris Hilton like to hang.”
  • “Made my Twitter private so I can keep tweeting about my existential crisis while applying for grad school.”
  • “Had a really, really bad coughing fit at JJ’s Place and an employee, a total stranger and without any prompting, got me hot chocolate because he thought it would help with the cough. Warmed my heart.”
  • “A janitor told me my shirt (peasant blouse) reminded him of his childhood and expressed disbelief that it was American.”
  • “Went home on Friday night for high school Homecoming.”
  • “My roommate is drinking Hennessy in the room while I’m in the lounge reading Alice Munro.”
  • “Saw Steve Jobs at 12:20 in an AMC Times Square theater that has balconies scaling over Times Square.”
  • “Listening to new Beach House album and realizing that nothing matters except Beach House :)”
  • “I’m working at a gallery in Gowanus and they won’t close the goddamn door so I’m freezing my ass off but I get a free tote bag and SO much free alcohol.”
  • “Drunkenly broke the carbine on my new bong when trying to clean it for us. Ran down to the head shop on Amsterdam and got a new one immediately. Still had a buzz when I got back.”
  • “Tried sweetgreen for the first time last night. Actually enjoyable; will go back.”