That time Deantini got lost is old news, but we’re a little worried about how he’s going to react to the newest additions to campus. We’re not naming names, but will the Giant Screens prove to be too disorienting for those who are navigationally-challenged? Are the Screens even going to have maps? What did Deantini do today without the presence of the maps? Does anyone know where Deantini is right now?  Will the Screens produce a glare, therefore accidentally blinding all wearers of glasses (like James Valentini)?!

For your reference, here is a side-by-side comparison of the classic maps and their evil machine replacements:

This is troubling.

Deantini at his finest via Mason Amelotte

Problematic new screens via Kevin Chen