The only thing worse than a limp hand in the air is a limp hand in the grip of someone else

Sobering news: ISIS has claimed responsibility for two explosions in Brussels, Belgium: one in an airport and one at a busy metro station, leaving 30 dead and 230 wounded. Images of the three suspects have been released. (CNN)

President Obama’s Cuba trip has been characterized by baseball and telling hands, either limp or wandering. (Jezebel, NYMag)

RIP Rob Ford, the mayor of our sleepy Canadian cocaine plains, a precursor to the Donald, differentiated perhaps only by the different scale he inhabited. He has died at the age of 46 after succumbing to soft-tissue cancer. (The Daily Beast)

Do you remember the hazy days of fever and skool-skipping, when the only things that kept you tethered to the Earth were the not-so-dulcet tones of Judge Judy’s loaded insinuations? Envision in the place of that street-smart tough old lady Sarah Palin, and you ruin a generation of daytime television watchers. Objection! in the tradition of Elle Woods. (Washington Post)

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