If you made it through Day 1 of housing selection without passing out, good for you! Have a Cow Tale to celebrate. Even if you did lose consciousness, have a Cow Tale anyway. Maybe your blood sugar is low.

The stakes will only get higher as the days go on, so make sure to stay hydrated, wear sunscreen, and eat your vegetables. You’ll want to bring your A-game to room selection in case you need to take out the group in front of you. We won’t tell. (That’s a shameful lie; we’ll totally tell and we’ll liveblog the entire thing.)

We’ll have Bwog stickers with us today, so ask us for one when you tell us which room you picked into and your lottery number. If you don’t tell us, we’ll just yell and make you feel uncomfortable (it happens).