Stahp.

Stahp.

As it turns out, dogs hate getting hugs from humans. Sorry bout it. (NPR)

John Kasich announced at Friday’s forum that some people are “probably” born gay, saying, “I mean I don’t know how it will works, OK? I mean, look, are they? In all probability, they are. OK?” His response was met, understandably, with some confusion from the audience. (ABC)

Susan Sarandon, in an interview with Stephen Colbert, explained why she had to “break up with” Hillary Clinton. In the words of Sarandon, “”Who is this person, I can’t trust her.” Trouble in paradise… (CBS)

Karrine Steffans is claiming to be Becky with the good hair. The model spoke to the press about her “affair” with Jay Z – and by the press, we mean xoJane. (Jezebel)