Straight outta Costco

It’s almost over! Breathe in deep, pant between pushes, and you’ll be done before you know it. For those of you who are already done with finals: we hate you. Don’t talk to us. Please get into your big blue bin and roll down Broadway. To the rest of you: stay strong. 

Bwogline: It could be worse! You could have written an article about Melania Trump for GQ, only to receive death threats and internal vitriol. (Does your linear algebra final seem less bleak now? Maybe not.) (CBS)

Study Tip: Deactivate Facebook. Delete the app from your phone. Do the same for other social media (including b@b). It’s the nuclear option, but when you’ve got to write your term paper, you’ve got to write your term paper.

Procrastinate: Read this chilling tale of Amazon ebook fame. Alternatively, browse through /r/nosleep. Show up to your exam in a daze because you no longer believe in the constraints of this world.

Overseen: A boy practicing #selfcare by bringing his vitamins into Butler. See above picture.

Overheard: “Do you think I could get out of this final if I show up bleeding?”

The Sieg via Bwog Staff