Bwoglines: On Wednesdays We Wear Pink Edition
Written by Bwog Staff
Happy (pink) Wednesday! In celebration of it being Mean Girls Day last Monday, we’ve compiled our bwoglines under a very special Mean Girls theme. Screw midterms and Butler all-nighters. Get in loser – we’re going shopping!
“You could try Sears.”
Chances are, you weigh the least this time of year! Researchers recently completed a survey of American health trends, concluding that in general, Americans have slimmed down over the summer, and are on track to gaining back the weight during the holidays. First-years should take the freshman 15 into account.
“God, Karen, you’re so stupid!”
Last night, Americans witnessed a particularly vicious vice presidential debate between Democrat Tim Kaine and Republican Mike Pence. Among the highlights: Pence accuses Kaine of “whip[ping] out that Mexican thing again.”
“My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.”
Hurricane Matthew has prompted states of emergencies in South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida. The hurricane, deemed the strongest Caribbean storm in a decade, is expected to reach the continental US in the next few days.
“On Wednesdays we wear pink.”
Paris Fashion Week is ending soon. In case you missed it, this season’s trend seems to be the classic pink dress (brought to you by Balenciaga, Céline, Valentino, Givenchy, and Hermès, among others).
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