Yea, we see you. Keep your dignity and just rest.

With the last day of classes finally here, it is a time for reflection on the good, the bad and the bizarre here at Columbia. Bwog shares some of those recent moments as we all gear up for a finals season no one is prepared for and Reading Days no one actually uses. 

Respect the process:

• Friend brought a very cute boy to ferris earlier this week, met him at 1020 on Friday night after the marching band party baked out of his mind, took him to Koronets and let him crash on my bed for like an hour but then he literally went back to NYU at 4 in the morning on the subway wasted as hell despite my concerns.
• Same very cute boy was supposed to crash on my roommate’s bed last night but i got too hammered at beta so i passed out and didn’t hear him call and knock, so i felt bad and let him come nap and we ended up cuddling and napping for like 4 hours, we were both unshowered and very gross.
• Really hot dude invited me to his unfurnished 6 bedroom apartment.
• Went to karaoke and had a sober great time tbh.
• Unintentionally became eskimo siblings with my gay friend.
• Did first walk of shame from schapiro at 8:30 am sunday morning, stopped for disheveled starbucks on the way.
• Kissed a boy I have had a crush on since NSOP at beta.
• Had an existential panic attack about the meaning of life when I needed to be writing an english paper.
• Got new oils for my diffuser am I 40 yet?
• Chickened out of playing pool at 1020 because the guys were really good.
• Had my first all nighter, not because I had work but because I was too anxious to sleep and Butler makes me feel calm.

Happy accidents:

• Cava’d someone for the first time last night, but it wasn’t because of alcohol, he was actually sick
• Peed in men’s room at 1020. Can’t believe they don’t have doors on the stalls! Good thing no one caught me.
• Accidentally fell asleep fully clothed in a sleeping bag on top of my bed at 10 pm after one ill-timed ativan, was woken up at 1 am by friends stealing my spare mattress and sheets. I should really lock my door at night.
• Wrote 10 pages on Thursday, then felt like I was on a runner’s high the entire night. But I also got high that night so idk.
• Met PussyWeed and got free apparel because they’re even cooler than ya thought.
• Had a nose hangover this weekend.
• Was in a rush to get to ktown so i didn’t miss my karaoke reservation and some drunk guy tried to get in our way by shuffling back and forth on the sidewalk and so my friend yelled “no” at him until he backed off then when we heard him mocking us from behind we both flipped him off over our shoulder. long story but felt powerful.
• Made 3 separate plans for coffee with 3 separate friends that i haven’t seen in a while; apologetically flaked on all of them for various last minute conflicts.
• Discovered that my roommate and my mother have been covertly Facebook messaging each other about what to get me for Christmas!
• Pretended I didn’t know the name of a Kid Cudi song to get a better look at a guy my friend thought was cute (really Beta Bros, u don’t think I know what Pursuit of Happiness is?)
• Died.

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