Personals: Sam And Oscar
Written by Bwog Staff
Roses are red, violets are blue. Valentine’s Day is almost here, so don’t worry, Bwog’s got you. Here are Sam and Oscar, two dudes looking for some love. Maybe they’re your type! How romantic would it be, to meet your lover through a Bwog personal? *Swoon* Slide into firstname.lastname@example.org.
Name, Year, School, Major: Sam Meshoyrer, ’17 SEAS, Computer Science
Preference: guy for girl
Hometown: Marlboro, NJ
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: “Why do you want to work for…?”
What redeems you as a human being? I was once called a “good person” twice in one week.
Library Room of Choice: Tie between Butler 209, NoCo first floor, and the Room of Requirement
Beverage of Choice: Water (stay hydrated!)
Which dating apps have you been active on? Tinder
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Last Saturday I went to the opera, listened to Pokemon Jazz at the West End Lounge, and suffocated at an EC rager… so in bed at a reasonable hour.
Historical Hottie: Ada Lovelace
Name, Year, School, Major: Oscar, 1st year PhD student in Computer Science
Preference: Guy for girl
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: She’s mean to me >_<
What redeems you as a human being? I’m an active follower of Columbia buy sell memes!
Library room of choice: Don’t like libraries, I fall asleep when it’s too quiet
Beverage of choice: Bubble tea
Which dating apps have you been active on? My version of iOS is too outdated to download them haha
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Working in my lab :(
Historical Hottie: Cleopatra
Photos via Sam and Oscar
Tags: its literally february 13th at 8 pm so if you dont have a valentine by now then yikes, oscar, personals, sam, that's so legit, they're both cute tbh, this guy is working on his PhD!, valentines day y'all