Personals: Haley And Nicki
Written by Bwog Staff
It’s not to late to score a pretty sweet Valentine’s date! Bwog understands that you can’t always find time to meet new people, so we’re bringing the new people to you! If you want to get to know Haley and Nicki better, send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Name, Year, School, Major: Haley Collins, 2018, Barnard, Economics major and Mathematical Sciences minor
Preference: I’m sick of acting like a dumb, helpless girl just so a hot boy who dances his feelings will notice me. That’s not who I am. I’m a smart, strong, sensual woman.
Hometown: Orleans, MA (or just Cape Cod for those of you who vacation there and think it’s all the same thing).
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Guy pays for my meal.
What redeems you as a human being? I made this!
Library room of choice: Ref room, let’s be real.
Beverage of choice: Tie between Gin & Tonic and Dark & Stormy, but beer in a sailing bootie is also in the running.
Which dating apps have you been active on? Tinder, but I don’t check it often, oops.
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Ref room…
Historical Hottie: Bessie Grooms
Name, Year, School, Major: Nicki Felmus, Junior, Columbia College, American Studies and Education
Preference: girl for guy
Hometown: Richmond, Virginia
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: complete and utter silence
What redeems you as a human being? I bake challah even though I can’t eat gluten. I’m not Betsy DeVos.
Library room of choice: First floor at the high tables by the treadmills, Teacher’s College
Beverage of choice: grapefruit flavored la croix
Which dating apps have you been active on? None
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Arts and Crafts before 10:20
Historical Hottie: JFK be still my heart
Photos via Haley and Nicki
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