“Symbolic Nature of a Castrated Penis”

We’re almost halfway done with the semester, and our notes have gradually been getting worse and worse. As midterms barrel on, Bwog’s here to share some of the best, weirdest, or most confusing things we’ve written over the course of the semester.

• “What’s the difference between Cicero and Montaigne’s bowel movements?”
• “You are human bondage to an advertiser.”
• “What’s the opposite of democracy? Monarchy, anarchy, tyranny. What’s the opposite of pornography? HBO’s Girls, I suppose.”
• “Claudius is fucked“
• “Many picture editors see that Holbein’s Ambassadors is almost a perfect square and crop it, thinking the painting is supposed to be a square. They’re wrong. They’re morons.”
• “If you’re into mischief and crime, this is the period for you”
• “I think I’m in love with that teacher guy.”
• “I love this class but I need to pee so bad right now”
• “AM I A COWARD?”
• “In history, there have always been laptop writers in Starbucks”

Image via Betsy Ladyzhets