The wisest of them all

It’s not every day that you meet someone “wise.”  For such a terrifying dearth of wisdom, I often seek good, home-grown wisdom in literary characters. For instance, I would call myself a “stan” of Nestor — Nestor is wise. Nestor is also a senior. Therefore, if you are a senior, you are wise. If you are not a senior, you’re out of luck, but you can redeem yourself by nominating someone for Senior Wisdoms.

Nominations are due today at 11:59 pm. Send their name, email, and a brief description of why your chosen senior might be so wise to tips@bwog.com. If you want to be sneaky, submit through our anonymous form.

Florida is a phallic object via Eric Gaba