Last Call For Personals
Written by Zoe Sottile
Valentine’s Day is but a mere five days away, and Bwog is here to help you find your new special someone, your cuddle buddy, your partner in crime, someone you can love as much as PrezBo loves, well, PrezBo.
Do you spend every Monday night from eight to ten tuning in to ABC’s Bachelor and wishing that you had the opportunity to woo an Arie Luyendyk type of your own? Do you wish you had someone to play footsie with under your favorite table in Butler? Do you just want to prove to your parents that you’re not gonna be single forever? If so, Bwog can help. Personals are due tonight, so do us – and yourself – a favor and get them in as soon as possible.
Shoot us an email with your responses to these questions and a picture of yourself (perhaps your LinkedIn profile picture) by midnight tonight. You just might see yourself highlighted on this here website – and you just might find true love.
Name, Year, School, Major (grad students encouraged)
Preference (girl for girl, etc)
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer
What redeems you as a human being?
Library room of choice
Beverage of choice
Which dating apps have you been active on? (be honest)
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night?
Personals are due tonight, Friday, February 9th, to email@example.com by 11:59 PM EST.
White heterosexual romance via Pixabay.
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