Personals: Zack And Sarah
Written by Bwog Staff
We know you love Bwog, so why not give some of the staff a chance? Celebrate Valentine’s Day with some #Bwoglove with Sarah and Zack! If you’re interested in reaching out to either of them (you should) slide into firstname.lastname@example.org.
Name, Year, School, Major: Zack, CC ’21, Economics and/or DataSci
Preference: guy for girl or emotional support peacock
Hometown: Commack, NY (but I pretend I’m from the city)
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: “I scrolled back FAR on your Instagram.”
What redeems you as a human being? I will rant about anything and everything if you give me the chance.
Library room of choice: Lerner Tech Room
Beverage of choice: Hot Chocolate, at the perfect temperature between too hot and too cold.
Which dating apps have you been active on? (be honest) Tinder, deactivated after a while.
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Catching up on my podcasts from the rest of the week.
Historical Hottie: Hedy Lamarr
Name, Year, School, Major: Sarah Ruth Kinney, 2020, the college ™, Human Rights & Education!
Preference: gurl for boi
Hometown: Columbia, Missouri (plus a little bit of Arkansas thrown in for good measure).
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: He doesn’t appreciate good food.
What redeems you as a human being: My bangs.
Library room of choice: Butler 6, the big room with the nice view.
Beverage of choice: Skim milk (haters gonna hate).
Which dating apps have you been active on? (be honest): Tinder, Bumble. have yet to find love on either.
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Being moody alone in my room.
Historical Hottie: Young Joseph Stalin
Images via Zack Abrams and Sarah Kinney
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