Your Spring Break Vacation As Myers-Briggs Personality Types
Written by Jenny Zhu
Just when you thought I couldn’t put out yet another grossly-generalized MBTI post, here I am, proving you wrong. This time, in honor of the ending midterm season, I decided to cast spring break vacations as Myers-Briggs personality types. This is the last post until the Monday after break, so enjoy, you crazy kids!
Cancun = ESFP. Flashy, cheap, but fun. No one wants to admit they like you.
Cancun, but, like, hipster (a.k.a. Cabo, Playa del Carmen, etc etc.) = ENFP. Same level as fun of ESFP, without the sell-out shame. Charming.
Staying on campus and doing nothing = INTP. Spends their entire break on the internet. Probably owns 10 different Gmail accounts. Plays too much Pocket Camp.
Staying on campus and exploring NYC = ENFJ. Really, really likes being around their friends. Will visit all the restaurants they wanted to visit during the school year, but never did. Idealist, a dreamer, yet focused on the now. The golden retriever option.
Going home = ESFJ. Popular, reliable, aligns with established traditions. The standard answer. Everyone likes you. The vanilla ice cream of spring break vacations.
Going to Europe = INFP. Reflective and emotional. Just wants to curl up in a London library with a good book. Didn’t really understand why everyone seemed so stressed during midterms season.
Exploring NYC for half, then going home for half = ENTJ. You maximize your options. You’re also kind of (really) annoying. Good for you!
Bwog’s dream destination via Public Domain Pictures
Tags: bwop tart, hey mtv welcome to my spring break crib: my dorm!!!!!!!, i just wanna go to the beach and see my friends again :-(, i wanna go home if u dont go home ur a rat idk how yall wanna travel anywhere but to ur own homes, myers-briggs is the only thing bwog cares about