Bwog In Bed: Uber Everywhere Edition
Written by Idris O'Neill
Bwogline: A livery cab crashed into a New York deli, reportedly causing a total of six hospitalizations,, three of which with serious but non-threatening injuries. In this yellow cab town, you never know what to expect, but this is why we take Uber, guys. (CBS)
Study Tip: Today is the last day of finals! If you’re still revising an essay, throw a semicolon (it’s this one “;”) in there for good measure. If you’re still studying, let it go.
Music: In celebration of your leaving this place, listen to some Jorja Smith to temper all the anxiety and stress of finals season and focus on going home.
Procrastination Tip: You don’t need to procrastinate on your final day. Power through and you’re good. If you really need a break, finally take the shower you’ve been putting off or eat a full meal – anything that will take you away from work for an hour. Trust me, you need this.
Overheard: “I already threw away my notes and stuff. Don’t even ask me what 2+2 is.”
the finish line via Pixabay
Tags: ask me if i know what a livery cab is, bad bwitches only, bwog in bed, dang i should've made a homecoming playlist. next year, everyone be glad to be going home (cue "just hold on we're going home", jorja smith is a snack, pseudo glad i missed my flight because i got to write my final bwoglines <3