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May

10

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Why are the lines so long at Ferris? Where have the remains of Maggie the Magnolia gone? Why is it still cold even though it’s literally May? The fact that we’re pondering these questions instead of studying for finals means that it’s time for a Dark Night of the Soul. What a strange sad week it’s been.

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May

8

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Dark days in Hamilton

Dark days in Hamilton

It’s that time of the year again… The weather has been almost as miserable as our moods as we perish in Butler trying to finish our take-home exams by Wednesday. To cheer you up a bit, we bring you some of the darkest things we’ve seen or heard this past finals period to remind you things could be much worse.

Such dark language

  • OH in But 6 hallway: “So for my final paper I talked about my conflict between being a hardcore Harry Potter fan and being a hardcore feminist”
  • At the law school: “Can you imagine how good Donald Trump feels? Must be like a permanent back massage.” “I was thinking more like a permanent hand job.”
  • “Someone brought a baby in a stroller to JJ’s”
  • “Just saw a JJ’s employee get barfed on”
  • Overseen outside Hamilton: woman drinking a bottle of Stella
  • “Manifestations of Inequality: Just saw Deantini walking along Broadway carrying a messenger bag emblazoned w/ a literally ~~golden~~ JP Morgan logo.” That is truly dark, tipster.

Images NSFW: not safe for the weak

The pics get even darker next.

Apr

14

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7 days of housing in one picture

We normally reserve Dark Nights of the Soul for finals, which bring out the worst in all of us. But housing brings its own special flavor of nihilism and loathing to the (check-in) table. Straight from our seven days of LiveBwogging, we bring you the darkest highlights (lowlights?) of the housing season.

Stress eating:

  • Day 1, 11:54 a.m. – Someone munching a bag of swedish fish on the floor, looking worried
  • Day 1, 12:57 p.m. – The snacks suck
  • Day 1, 1:07 p.m. – Group of girls eating their feelings with shitty candy
  • Day 2, 10:38 a.m. – Is everyone stress-eating mr. goodbars?
  • Day 2, 11:32 a.m. – “You’ve been to JJ’s the last 6 nights. What’s up with you?”
  • Day 4, 12:02 p.m. – “We’re really excited for Carleton Armes, it’s really close to KFC.”
  • Day 4, 3:20 p.m. – Boy in the Cage is sucking on either a pacifier or a ring pop??

Housing makes you feel like trash and poop:

  • Day 1, 4:16 p.m. – [A Bwogger] took a short break to lie on the floor and feel like garbage
  • Day 4, 2:48 p.m. – PUBLIC SHAMING: Whoever is pooping in the JJ bathroom please stop!!! We can’t pee before regroup happens!
  • Day 7, 11:01 a.m. – “We got the lower lower east side of the dumpster”
  • Day 7, 11:04 a.m. – 11:34 – On the phone: “We have the shittiest suite…”
  • Day 7, 11:57 a.m.  – “What was your lottery number?” “Shit.”

Next comes Nihilism…

Mar

10

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Spotted in Butler last night

Spotted in Butler last night

We are all DEFINITELY ready for a break–take yours at 4 am in Butler with these trap essentials. We apologize for the emotional whiplash that may come along with listening to Future while you try to study for your Econ midterm…

  1. Low Life by Future feat. The Weeknd 
  2. Uber Everywhere by Madeintoyo 
  3. Sorry Not Sorry by Bryson Tiller 
  4. Lord Pretty Flacko Jodye 2 (LPFJ2) by A$AP Rocky 
  5. Down In the DM – Remix by Yo Gotti feat. Nicki Minaj
  6. SLS by PARTYNEXTDOOR 
  7. March Madness by Future 
  8. Shabba by A$AP Ferg feat. A$AP Rocky 
  9. Don’t by Bryson Tiller 
  10. Blasé by Ty Dolla $ign feat. Rae Sremmurd and Future 

Mar

7

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As we pointed out earlier, dear readers, we are currently at the peak of midterm season. And that can only mean one thing: Columbia students are doing some weird shit. (Or, we’re putting out weird vibes, and the objects on our campus are just picking them up.) To tell the truth, Columbia, we’re a little worried about you. We hope you can find your way home.

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Dec

20

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He probably wishes it were a little bit darker...

He probably wishes it were a little bit darker…

As finals season comes to a close, the fall term is wrapping up in typically horrifying fashion. For this semester’s final installment of Dark Night, Bwog is bringing you the good, the bad, and the ugly. But, as usual, mostly just the ugly.

Notes from the field of darkness:

  • “Sat next to a girl in East Asian this morning who slept for three hours and then promptly got up, gathered her belongings, and announced to me, ‘Okay, time to go back to bed.’ I guess she must have returned to her dorm at that point, but I’ll never know.”
  • “Saw a used pad on the floor of nuss laundry room.”
  • “Took my time shitting in butler just because I knew the line waiting for the bathroom was long as hell.”
  • “OD’d on caffeine and hit some rando sitting next to me because I couldn’t control my own arms.”
  • “Witnessed some prospie’s grandfather in Butler say to a sleeping kid, ‘Wake up! You should be reading,’ after knocking loudly on the table he was using as a pillow.”

And now, photographic evidence of the darkness that prevails.

Dec

12

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It’s the calm before the storm, but even with one day of classes left the darkness of finals is starting to seep its way into the heart and soul of campus. Winter finals are here and we invite you to send on the progression of this darkness until its overdue end–your flight home on Christmas Eve.

Oct

27

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Falling apart just like our ambition to succeed

Falling apart just like our ambition to succeed

It’s the thick of midterms. Fall break is merely days away, but it feels like we will never escape the bleak days of studying in Butler and crying into our Blue Java coffee cups. Alas, we will make it through even the darkest of nights somehow. To ease the pain, we bring you some of the cruel realities we’ve stumbled upon during this semester’s midterm nightmare.

Tales from the darkness:

  • “Just tried to schedule a birth control consultation at Columbia Health and the earliest appointment they had was November 24”
  • “Either someone’s iPhone was stolen or someone left it here, because SOMETHING is currently making the Find My iPhone distressed alarm in Ref Room right now and it’s really unsettling”
  • “Woke up at 6am because the person in the room above me was screaming (in a scary way, not in a drunk way). I called public safety and they sent someone to check things out, but idk what happened. Still pretty freaked out.”
  • “Just saw one penis fountain empty, one overflowing. Metaphor for life.”
  • “Just saw a girl get takeout delivered to her seat at Starbucks.”
  • “This kid sitting across from me in Butler Cafe smells like he just went poopie in his pants”
  • “Ina Garten currently playing on the TV in Diana LL2”

The darkest images are ahead.

May

7

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It’s that time again. Final exams, papers, breaths—the madness is plain to see. Can mere photos and phrases capture the darkness around you? Surely not, but damn it humankind must try.

Send us your mildly upsetting photos, quotes, and anecdotes as the week comes into swing!

May

12

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You’ve been there. You might be there right now. Here’s a compilation of the most horrifyingly dark tips we’ve gotten so far this final’s season.

Please don’t hurt anyone:
Dear girl who told me to be quiet when I was talking to my friend in my lounge,

It’s super awesome how you passive aggressively asked me “to please just be quiet” and then turned around and STARTED READING KANT ALOUD TO YOURSELF. Seriously so awesome. Please keep being yourself and definitely don’t go die in a hole.

In all seriousness though, I might literally murder this girl. It is 2 am. I am not fooling around.

We got you:

that's dark dude

that’s dark dude

there’s a sophomore who openly admitted to hating dogs call him out for it in front of the entire school

A guy on one of the armchairs outside of the ref room is watching a video of a woman having an ultrasound

Ugh, too classic:

Somebody projectile pooped all over a toilet stall in schapiro. key word here is stall, not just toilet. #saturdaynight #gohardgohome #finals

Below: Sacred orgo notes, and lots of sleeping.

Apr

7

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That look of twisted joy.

That look of twisted joy.

As the semester winds down, things get…dark. Especially in the bathrooms of the LLC. Proceed with caution. 

It was around one in the morning when a student ran through my suite’s open door and into the communal bathroom. Let’s call him Freddie. A suitemate and I were sitting in the lounge doing homework and didn’t think much of it—shit gets weird late at night, right? I didn’t get a great look at Freddie when he ran past me, but I was about 80% sure I knew who he was and figured nothing too fucked up would happen.

Then I heard a moan.

Shit continues to get weird.

Dec

17

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….not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

We’ve all had some dark nights lately. We’re all likely to have a few more before Friday. Tonight, let us gather in honor and tribute of those souls who briefly succumbed to that darkness, and provided us both with photographic evidence and solemn remembrance.

Dec

17

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We’re pulling towards the end here, but before the day of freedom must come the darkest of nights. Below, bravely captured by tipsters, are some harrowing images of hope, despair, and people sleeping on impractical surfaces: all the makings for a fine dark night of the soul. Study hard, but also go home and sleep.

May

7

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You’re miserable. We’re miserable. The guy who’ll have to kick us all out of 210 from 7 to 8 am is preemptively miserable on behalf of everyone involved. As per tradition, we took this dark and dreary night as an opportunity to traipse through Butler and photograph the anguish. Send your own photos of the meek and the wild to tips@bwog.com, and we’ll add ’em to the collection.

Take heart, warriors of these halls—only a few more hours ’til dawn breaks.

A run-of-the-mill SEAS and desist

Join us as we wade through an ocean of sorrow and degradation.

May

6

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Over the course of many days spent here in Butler, we’ve looked on patiently as young love has shape-shifted through a number of manifest forms, from discreet Skype sessions to full on fornication, freshman-style. But this latest display is too much—we’re putting our foot down:

Get a (study) room!

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