Bweatherman Pat Blute taught us to love the weather, but sometimes it takes advantage of us. After floods ravaged Australia in January, Pat decided to take the semester off to help the victims. Somehow along the way, he got stranded on a deserted island with wild goats. Poisonous ants devoured Pat, and his leg fell asleep for a whole day. True story.

Still, he’s gotta come back at some point. Bwog’s newest video series, Hardcore, follows our hero on his harrowing homecoming. And yes, Zak is bak. And Pauline, too. We’ll start the Core-tastic Odyssey in the fall. Expect footage from the Outback, Cambodia, Papua New Guinea, and Thailand, among other international destinations. Until then, here’s a teaser. Special thanks to Cindy Pan for her wicked illustration skills.

One night in September, Bwog went to visit Zak. “Zak,” we asked, knowing of his video-production proficiency, “could you maybe help us film for this absurd weather show we’re trying to do? Because we have no idea what we’re doing.” Zak said okay. The next morning, Pat and Zak met to film the first BwogWeather. “So, uh, what exactly are we supposed to do?” they asked. “I dont know,” we replied, “I guess report the weather?”

And the rest is history. Bwog is delighted to present you with the 13th and final episode of BwogWeather. Special thanks to CUMB (go to Orgo Night, this Wednesday at 11:59PM in 209) for helping out this week. Everyone we know has a 15-page paper due tomorrow, so now would be a good time to re-watch all your BwogWeather favorites. It’s been good, guys. Real good.

HOLIDAY CHEER! Special thanks to XMAS 5! A Corporate Carol – go see it next Monday night! Also thanks to Eli Grober for playing guitar, Wallen and D’Offit for vocals, Matt Star for orchestration, John Nordin, Eduardo Santana and Nathan Bailey for dancing, Bwog staff for helping with lyrics and Kenny Durrell for his filming talents.

Rejoice! Bwog did its homework this weekend instead of writing posts so you have your BwogWeather early today.

BwogWeather gets dangerous. Thank you to James Fletcher, Cape Air, Roger Lemery of North Country Auto Rentals, Henry Jones, Jeremy Pfau, Jake Smith, Jake’s siblings Caleb and Rebekah, and the City Council Board of Tourism for Lebanon, NH.

BwogWeather was hungry this week. Special thanks to Arvin Ahmadi, AJ Garcia, Wilma, Columbia Dining Services, Victoria Dunn, Aaron Gomes, and congratulations to our new BwogWeather intern, Pauline Baudon.

BwogWeather took a road trip this week. Thanks to Kenny Durrell for hanging out, Caesar’s Palace letting us film, and to Pink Martini for the free concert.

It’s Halloween! Celebrate by learning this week’s weather forecast with Pat and Zak. Thanks to Pauline Baudon for filming.

It’s time to take midterms. The weather knows that. Thanks to Pauline Baudon for filming.

THE WEATHER! Special thanks to Franz Kogler, Chowdah, and CTV.

This week, the weather goes underwater and then plays squash racquetball. Special thanks to our football team for winning three games in a row, Shira Laucharoen for lending us the camera, John Nordin for the underwater camera, Jackie Smith for filming, and Tiffany Lee aka Vis à Vis. Check out her non-BwogWeather music here. Onward, Weather-Friends!

Remember when? It’s back again! The weather…it’s everywhere!

You guys know the thing about the weather, right? It never sleeps.

This week, it rains. It also might be sunny, but Accuweather has been changing its mind a lot. We can say this, at the very least: don’t expect snow. Bwog thanks Kim Lessing from the bottom of our hearts for her beautiful camera. Zak Dychtwald is a supreme editor and cameraman. Pat Blute is very funny. Enjoy! And if you’d like Pat to report the weather from your event/group meeting/dorm room, email us at tips@bwog.com.

Hi, guys. This is the first installation of our weekly Bwog weather report. It’s sort of a trailer, as you’ll see from the critical acclaim in the video. We’ll be doing this every week, and Pat Blute, who you may know as Dean Quigley from V115, or as the generally incredibly funny and nice dude that he is, will be your host. He will tell you the weather in silly ways, but we promise that he will always actually tell you the weather. Your weekly forecast will be brought to you by Accuweather, since we don’t fuck with that Weather.com shit. It’s an experiment, and we need your help in a few ways: a good title for the feature (leave suggestions in the comments) and we want as many of you as possible to be involved the Bwog weather report. If you want Pat to drop by your club meeting and announce the weather, he will. If you are on the football team and want Pat to stand on the field while you’re playing and say the weather, then he will. So let us know at tips@bwog.com. Without further ado: your weather! Full-screen for the full effect. Thank you times twelve to our cameraman Zak Dychtwald.