Today was the first day of the rest of your lives, or so we hear. For your own records, enjoy this photographic evidence that you did in fact put on the robes and get the degrees. Also, you can watch all 167 minutes here.

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Choice Quotes from PrezBo and the Deans

• “It’s a well-known fact that the smarter you are, the more you procrastinate.” – PrezBo
• “Standing before you in sections eight and nine, which must be an indexing error because Columbia College students only sit in section one…” – Deantini
• “If you ask me what makes Columbia great, I have a very, very long list.” – PrezBo
• “Under the watchful eye of Nike, with the leadership of Athena, in the splendor of the Diana, and with the wisdom that comes from at least nine ways of knowing…” – DSpar
• “I’ll wait for another day to make the case that Columbia is now the greatest university in the world.” – PrezBo
• “[GS grads] are deeply indebted to the Columbia faculty, and to their banks, for this superb education.” – Dean Awn
• “You, the class of 2012, are the most intelligent and attractive graduation class we have ever seen. Definitely the most attractive, in any event.” – PrezBo

In case you’re living under a rock/booth of 1020 and haven’t heard, Obama stopped by South Lawn yesterday to give Barnard’s 2012 Commencement Speech. Decently Dynamic Duo Ella Quittner and Brian Wagner stopped by and made a highlight reel. In their heads. 

This guy.

“Fight for a seat at the head of the table.”

That’s one of three pieces of advice President Barack Obama gave today at the 2012 Barnard College Commencement ceremony under a big white tent on South Lawn. He was directly addressing the class of graduating seniors, but the irony wasn’t lost on the number of audience members who’d as a matter of fact had to fight tooth and nail for a coveted seat at that very ceremony.

We’d been expecting Obama since his decision to deliver the Barnard Commencement Address was announced back in early March. Reactions to that announcement were mixed. Some felt slighted, and weren’t shy about it. Others simply wanted answers, asking why he—a 1983 graduate of Columbia College—had chosen to give a speech across the street from his own alma mater. Others still, students in the School of General Studies, felt the ripple effects of his decision weeks later.

While the PrezOb didn’t exactly provide a frank response to the hubbub caused by his visit, he did begin his speech with a bit of a tongue-in-cheek one-line: “I’ll begin by telling a hard truth: I’m a Columbia College graduate.”

Obama then transitioned to speaking briefly about the country’s economic recession, stopping off first over in “the bygone days” of 1983 to reference Sally Ride, the moonwalk, and what his own graduating class experienced as a “time of change… a time of uncertainty.” He spoke mostly to the Barnard graduates about what he feels is a leading role of women in modern society.

Other highlights included pithy maxims like, “Keep your friends close, and your Barnard Commencement speakers even closer,” and “You can be stylish and powerful too—that’s Michelle’s advice.” Advice items two and three, following Obama’s seat-at-the-table-metaphor, were to remain aware of the power of one’s example, and to persevere. He spoke of “strong, remarkable women,” from his own mother, wife, and daughters, to Congresswomen Barbara Mikulski and Olympia Snowe.

You can watch his entire speech here, with a transcript after the jump:

Read the transcript after the jump.