Home Sweet Home (circa 1915)

V117 premieres tonight! Their trailer (as imagined by CUMB) boasts POWER, LUST and Godzilla footage. Check out our review of the preview, and a brief history of the Varsity Show tradition. We’ll see you there tonight!

Spec gets personal and pretty cute with their professors about the meaning of life, sharing their stories from their formative years. (The Eye)

Since you, fair readers, shitted all over our burger review, allow us to defer to Eater’s National Burger Week, a veritable tour de force of burger reportage from across the nation. (Eater)

The filming of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close continues on Riverside Drive (from around 112th to 116th St.) Tom Hanks has wrapped up his portion of the shoot, but you might be able to get a glimpse of Max von Sydow, the famous Swedish actor and star of many Ingmar Bergman films.

Clearly following Columbia’s example, Yale will vote on May 5 whether to allow their students to ensure they will have jobs after graduation by joining ROTC. (Crimson, Bloomberg)

Old Skool via WikiCU

Watch out for them drugs, kids! You might end up accidentally cheating by outsourcing your work to yourself.

An awkwardly short list of nothing particularly awkward or noteworthy.

Riot grrl#~~!!*

Oh! The shame!

We know how to procrastinate, thank you very much.

Speak for yourself while you revel in your awkward ways.

How to lie, cheat and steal your way through midterms.

For some, New York is just too cultured to be entertaining. Solution: head to Jersey for some mindless American fun.

Half a day of classes in bad weather is like forced ROTC. Or being in the navy.

Face-to-face encounters are obsolete. Everyone’s moved on to cyber voyeurism now.

Chocolate, wine and phallic shaped things may turn you on.

At least ten people are moved by ten of the sappiest movies of all time.

Maybe bad advice lies at the heart of a bad dating scene.

Real college life ≠ TV “college life”. Shocker.

Filth in the kitchen is bad. Bureaucracy is worse.

No, we do not need a travel guide to find our way out of Morningside.

The Eye interviews Miranda Elliot of GendeRevolution.

The Bwog does not watch American Idol. Or Housewives. Only The West Wing DVDs and Masterpiece Theatre.

You want to change the popular image of fraternities, you say? Bwog suggests you stop the 3:00 AM screamfests.

Fusion for fusion’s sake is sacrilege.

Yes, people are still making mixtapes. On CD’s.

Even art students can study abroad. But be warned: the Mona Lisa is underwhelming.

Smart people in our other schools are either wringing their hands or  curing diseases.

Spec agrees that GS students are cranky and asks one student to reminisce about smoking in their heyday.

Independent bookstores are invested in their communities and impact local culture.

It’s not a lack of commitment, it’s just that our comedy troupes are only occasionally funny.

If it weren’t for pesky copyright laws, Netflix would be much more awesome.

Surprise! Some people don’t drink.

We don’t get cable, so we don’t buy TV’s, so we don’t watch their soaps.

A prominent campus figure explains what exactly Conservatism is.

Kenneth is real.

Image via Chrisday71/Flickr

It’s autumn in Morningside Heights, and we’re evidently more hungry than genuinely wistful.

Yoga has always been a scene, but now it’s official.

DJ Earworm talks business; he’s actually quite articulate.

Midwesterners are quaint.

Eventually, going to the pediatrician is just creepy.

Hopefully it works better than the Ionic Breeze.

Among the Ivies, our tuition increased the most.

Not all librarians hate comic books; some are even archiving them.

We’re stuck in a bubble with our ideas but at least we’re right.

Your favorite bouncer has a stack of fake ID’s.

It’s the exact opposite of asking for seconds.

The cafes in Argentina are far superior to Cafe 212.

The Internet is easier to search than the stacks.

My music is better than yours.