Update, 3:15 pm: Columbia just beat Marist 10-9. Roar, lion, roar.

Your CU Lions have their opening game today against Marist at 12:30 PM!  Make the trek out to Baker Field (map) with free shuttles from 116th and Broadway starting at 11 am.  Once you get there, enjoy free t-shirts for the first 500 students, free beverages in the pre-game picnic area, and free admissions to the game itself with your CUID.  So come out, support your team, make some noise, and keep laundry at bay for one day more.  Here’s to hoping the team beats last year’s record!

 

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While originally suspicious of any e-mail tip regarding a “Three-Minute Shower Challenge” event, we were happy to read on and learn that the one taking place this afternoon will be both child-friendly and teeming with smoothies. Masturbation jokes aside, it’s Earth day tomorrow, which means that you should start celebrating today. And you can do so from 11:30 to 2:30 pm in Lerner C555, where the Body Shop is hosting an “Earth Day and Earth Lovers Three-Minute Shower Challenge” celebration. Apparently, that new female character on Gossip Girl is one of the hosts. The flier (at right) also boasts free smoothies, “giveaways,” and a DJ.

Get your patootie over to Liz’s Place for free wine, courtesy of the Greek Games gals. Classy stuff, right? And who says you can’t get tipsy on a Tuesday?

Once again, Columbia Business School’s behavioral research lab is attempting to coerce students into participating in experiments with the gift of free hot chocolate. They’re stationed between Schermerhorn and Uris right now!

Also: Free razors (the shaving kind, not the scooters) outside of Student Activities on the third floor of the Diana. So… if you’re into that.

In light of today’s beautiful weather, we would like to think that our hot-chocolate-to-warm-our-hands days are over for now. However, we do not protest free food/drinks. Right now, the Business School’s behavioral research lab is attempting to woo new participants by giving away free hot chocolate. They’re located right next to the lion statue outside of Havemeyer.

Breaking: A Bwogger reports that there are also currently free cookies and cupcakes on the Lerner ramps, courtesy of Engineers Without Borders.

Homemade PB&J cocktails can be a lot of fun, especially if you’re broke, but what if you want something a little more…classy? Thanks to Columbia Bartending, you can now get a taste of class even on a Four Loko budget. Luckily, the Columbia Bartending Agency is here to help. They’re holding a free martini tasting at 9pm in Mathematics 312.

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Right now! Go find the CU Dems in front of Low to low-cate some free hot chocolate.

And in case you were wondering about the ruckus in Butler 209 last night, it was all part of the Dems flyering campaign. Moral of the story: You’ll never get real work done in 209.

Yes, that is indeed what today is! Come out to Robert K. Craft Kraft Field for the 1:30 p.m. game against Dartmouth. Seniors get free food and drinks! School spirit!!

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