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Masterpieces of Western Television II

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. 

Rocket Power
It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the couch every Saturday morning. But we got over that quickly watching them do Ollies, surf unbelievably gnarly waves, and manage to have super crazy dreads at a mere nine-years old (?). Whatever—it’ all cool, bro. Woogie, woogie.

The Real World
When the Real World first aired on MTV, it introduced a host of real-to-life, diverse characters from across the country. The reality show was meant to tackle relevant political and social issues for American teenagers and young adults. But soon after—thank god—the network decided to pick trashy but hot guys and gals from the dregs of humanity (New Jersey) and give them an unlimited budget to spend on alcohol and fuck shit up (oh, and each other).

All That
Name a sketch-comedy show that is better and you would be, well, wrong.

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Overseen: The New Squirrel Paradigm

We know the whole squirrel thing is getting a little old, but a tipster couldn’t help but notice this poster with a cut-out piece of pizza attached to it. Is the pizza-eating squirrel becoming a new species or have Bwog readers taken the Geology library in Schermerhorn by storm? We’ll never know the answer to that, but here’s a funny picture anyway.