Nothing like a good poem on a rainy day. But why is it raining? Didn’t Punxsutawney Phil predict an early spring?

Stress –> haiku.

What a lovely fall we’re having! Enjoy this haiku about the season.

(Hateful Haiku) (Duh)

Nothing much happening. I just really miss Chili’s.

Study, read this, attend Open Meeting in Lerner 510, study.

This one took some brainpower.

You probably have as much time to read this as I have to write this.

Five seconds of reading, one hour of meeting, a lifetime of memories.

CU Admirers has been unexpectedly shut down by Facebook for the next 3 days–with a possible extended hiatus by the showrunners. In reaction, Bwog staff first said, “Oh god we might have to collectively result resort to just telling each other about our feelings in person shit we’re doomed it’s all over,” and second started […]

Last week’s haiku contest proved a jolly good time, so we thought we’d share with you which haikus H-dad liked the best. We’d been corresponding with him via gmail up until yesterday, when we received this report. Is H-dad dead? Prove that he is/isn’t by sending pictures and sightings to hawkmadinejad@gmail.com AND THE WINNERS ARE…

In case you haven’t noticed,Columbia’s favorite red-tail has his (or her?) own Hawkmadinebwog! To show our affection, Bwog staffers have been writing haikus in honor of the best individual of Order Falconiformes. Ours are pretty good (see below) but we think you, dear readers and hawk fans, can do better. And since one of H-dad’s […]

In our second poetry post of the day, Bwog is happy to announce that both of this week’s personals were offered dates. Pitr’s suitor–who would like to remain anonymous–had a particularly charming proposition, reprinted below. I have written a series of four haikus in order to try and explain why I love Pitr so, and […]

Taped to SGO doors in Lerner: Jester No distr. today – magazines did not come Tomorrow? Bwog was hoping that Jester would arrive today But it will survive Can’t wait? Check out the new issue online!