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Bwog wonders: Why does all of the free food these days take the triangular form of pizza? Whatever happened to the good old (read: kind of few and far between) times when there was free sushi? Still, we’re not ones to sneeze at a free dinner, so make your way to Lerner 569 at 7:30 pm, where CU Dance Marathon is hosting an info session. For the freshmen/people who don’t like to dance, CUDM is exactly what it sounds like: you dance all day and all night long somewhere in Lerner for a good cause.

The meeting will feature the ubiquitous pies and, somewhat more excitingly, line dancing lessons. In case you had to look it up like we did, this is what line dancing is. Get ready to get your macarena on.

 Greek line dancing extravaganza via Wikimedia Commons

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If you’re craving not one, but three free pizza dinners, tonight is your lucky night. Here’s how to triple score:

Mosey on down to Earl Hall anytime from 6 to 9 pm, where you can hear the Community Impact Open House offer information about their 28 groups, discover community service opportunities, and obviously eat pizza while learning. Their Facebook page provides even more information (but not more food).

Over in the Kraft Center, Eat for Israel is taking place at 7 pm in the Kraft Center. You can learn about LionPAC and, obviously, Israel, while eating more free food. (It’s not specified as pizza, but there’s a picture of a pie on the flier, so we’re making an educated guess.)

If you’re still hungry for more service opportunities—or more pizza—Peer Health Exchange is hosting an info session in Hamilton 301 at 9 pm. PHE is a non-profit that provides teenagers with health education not offered in their public schools.

Go forth and feast—just remember to ask relevant service-related questions in between greasy bites of Koronet’s.

Update: There’s more… The Columbia Student Global AIDS Campaign is holding a meeting at 8 pm tonight in the Dodge Room of Earl. There will be Westside cookies!

All-too-familiar pizza via Wikimedia Common