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Dancing is less exciting in black and white

Saturday night features the annual Dance Marathon in Lerner Party Space. Ass shaking will commence at 1 pm Saturday, and end at 7 am on Sunday. The event has been organized to raise awareness, and money, for the fight against pediatric AIDS. It seems like there will be some pretty good music, with Gavin Russom of LCD Soundsystem and CFP the Band slated to appear (full list after the jump). Oh, and definitely don’t miss Bar Mitzvah hour (8 pm-9 pm), which will feature predictable cultural activities, prizes, and general merriment.

Saturday 1 pm – Sunday 7 am, $10 donation at the door.

A glance back at more boring times via Wikimedia

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PrezBo Not So Gaga for Posters

A tipster noticed a custodian removing every poster for The Matching Game from the Hamilton bulletin boards. Naturally we had questions. Why doesn’t PrezBo want us associating him with Lady Gaga? Have you ever seen the two of them in the same place at the same time? Is PrezGa the new Ke$ho? Would they make a good match?

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Caught in a bad FB marketing scheme

 

Closing Remarks: Politics, Mojitos, and Core Reflections

Farewell!

Congratulations, you made it through a whole semester’s worth of classes! Now all that stands between you and summer vacation is…finals. Procrastinate by checking out all of the ridiculous things professors said before ending class. If you forgot to send one in, or we just foolishly overlooked it, feel free to share it in the comments. And when you’re done seeing how funny your professors can be, don’t forget to review them on CULPA!

Judith Russell, Intro to American Politics: “The West Wing is like porn for Democrats.”

Joseph Traub, Scientific Computation: ”I appreciate you all being here on such a gorgeous day. If I didn’t have to be here, I wouldn’t.”

Marcellus Blount, African American Literature II: “We’re not going outside today. It’s too distracting. People aren’t wearing a lot of clothes…I didn’t say that.”

Bernard Tamas, Intro to Comparative Politics: “There’s nothing I can teach you about being mad. You sort of just pick that up.”

In Interpretation of Culture:

“You can’t choose your family. You were born this way.”
Class laughs.
“What? Is there something funny about identity politics?”
Class explains that it’s a song.
“There’s a song called Identity Politics?!”

Pascale Crépon, Elementary French II: “It’s amazing how depressing it is on Fridays in this room. I need a mojito afterwards, but I have another class…”

Chris Durning, Transport Phenomena II: “If you go to France and don’t speak French, you’re going to have a hard time finding the toilet.”

Michael Como, Buddhism: East Asian: ”Speaking of compassion and karma, your course evaluations…”

Read on to see closing remarks from Core professors and others!

Morningside Almanac: Week of 2/24

Bwog wonders if the emu eggs at the Greenmarket will be this large, and if so how we can incorporate them into our pork dresses.

Sad about that false spring we had last week? Looking for something to put in your stomach before you obliterate it with Thirsty Thursday festivities? Planning to simulate Lady Gaga’s meat dress with pork? Then head over to the Greenmarket and fulfill your wildest fantasies. This week, you can expect:

  • Ronnybrook Farm with dairy essentials: milk, butter, and flavored yogurts (note: we’ve gotten word that said yogurts sell out by lunch, so plan accordingly)
  • Samascott’s Orchard with their usual apples and hot cider
  • Roaming Acres peddling Berkshire pork, Ostrich meat, and Emu eggs
  • Organic vegetables
  • Hand-made focaccia
  • Cow’s milk cheeses and goat’s milk cheeses
  • Fish fresh from Long Island
  • Honey and bee pollen
  • Jams and chutneys

As usual, EBT, Debit, and Credit are accepted. Check out their Facebook page for additional updates, if you please.

Spawn via Wikimedia

2010: Columbia Was Infamous!

Butler Bingo—amirite??!

Columbia makes four (six if you include two counts of James Franco) of The Times110 Things New Yorkers Talked About in 2010. Averaged (kinda), this makes us the 71st most talked about thing, up there with 4Loko, and the fact that ‘BFF’ is now in the dictionary. Here are our rather sordid claims to fame:

50. Columbia Business School has to remind its first-year students to brush their teeth and use deodorant before a job interview.

67. The valedictorian of this year’s graduating [GS] class at Columbia University plagiarized part of his speech from a YouTube video posted by the comedian Patton Oswalt.

75. Five Columbia University students are arrested on charges of selling an array of drugs at several fraternity houses and other campus residences.

92. A Columbia University professor is accused of having a consensual incestuous affair with his 24-year-old daughter. Columbia is having quite the year.

Does this put us on equal footing with NYU?

Lerner 2010: A Place For Students!

Rendering of reception area

Since Lerner Hall flung open its perplexing glass doors in 1999, students have complained that for a student center, there is little space in the building for student activities, except perhaps for the occasional pianist trickling out “Claire de Lune.” Space reservation headaches aside, much of Lerner is used for administrative purposes. This summer, much of Lerner 4 will be renovated. Bwog sat in on a student leaders’ lunch today to learn more.

All of Lerner 4 is to become the new Center for Student Advising. Dean of Student Affairs Kevin Shollenberger said the outcome of four years of planning has been a vision for “one central, visible advising center.” Previously spread over five locations, all advising deans will now have offices in Lerner.

Dean of Advising Monique Rinere spoke of a “nurturing … space for students” that would contribute to the “sense of community.” This being Columbia, community is to be established using colors and furnishings. Gesturing at a colorful diagram (see the gallery below), Rinere said that the myriad small advising spaces would be “punctuated by public spaces” so it “won’t be … like a clinic.” A canopy based on the design of the new Lerner 6 tiles (you know, from that Lady Gaga video- hai, VShow preview!) will spread over the whole space for a sense of unity over the different spaces within the office. Each will have a different design so it’s “not like going to the DMV where you pick a number and go up to a grouchy person who doesn’t really want to help you.”

Instead of entering through a long hallway, there will be a reception desk and waiting area/conference room outside the elevators. Many windows will allow for “tons of light” throughout the space and each advisor will have his or her own office with space for two guests. Four lounges will be named after asking students which “iconically Columbian” names should be used. Bwog suggests Rider Strong Lounge (history lesson: apparently Rider, aka Sean from Boy Meets World, walked around campus with a hoodie and sunglasses for fear of being recognized during his days as an undergrad). There is, of course, the obvious choice– Jonathan Taylor Thomas Rotunda.

Rendering of the seating area

The space issue seemed to be the theme of the meeting since it has been a major concern for Columbia students. There will be several small conference rooms, two medium conference rooms, and one large conference room adjacent to the waiting room. The architect, Stephen Yablon, who also designed the Student Affairs offices on Lerner 6, even provided several suggestions for configuring the spaces for various uses like lectures and tutoring sessions. If all goes as planned, all conference rooms will be available for student use after hours and on the weekends. Details for reservations and scheduling remain have yet to be sorted out.

Since many offices will have to move, there will be minor renovations to Lerner 5 as well. The Office of Multicultural Affairs will move where the lounge with the black chairs is now and the resource area with the computers will be converted into a space that’s more like a conference room. The computers will be moved into an old office in the back. Both spaces will still be available for use by students, though Multicultural Affairs has dibs on the space adjacent to their new offices.

As for the old CSA spaces in other buildings, their use remains TBA. Offices displaced during the renovation will be housed in old CSA offices during the summer and then will move back into Lerner. Shollenberger said that the old spaces could possibly be turned into meeting spaces and that a proposal has been floated to turn them into performance spaces.

The actual renovations will take place this summer. Everyone’s moving out of Lerner 4 on May 19 after graduation and will move back in August 16.

Floor plans and renderings after the jump!
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Pick Your Poison, I Mean Pizza

Two events tonight feature free pizza:

Blurred Frontiers: Race and Ethnicity in Latin America

International Affairs, Room 707, 6pm (NOW)

The Politics of Lady Gaga

Politics and Pop Culture Panel Series

Lerner 569, 8:00pm