Those darn freestyle soda machines can paralyze you with indecision and fill you with questions: “Which drink is the best?” Fear not, for I have an answer.

Stop asking people to meet you at the sundial, the Columbia gates on 116th, or in front of John Jay. Be a little more enigmatic!

For my nighttime slurpies :)

I asked our lovely staff for their tips and tricks on how to make the best, and hopefully most consistent and available, dining hall coffee. The results vary, but you can be sure that they range from creative and elaborate to practical and trustworthy — like our lovely Bwoggers themselves!

Have you always wondered where every class from herpetology to underwater basket-weaving rank on the D&D alignment chart? As always, Bwog to the rescue!

Bwog does not endorse any of the below. They’re just…wistful dreams.

Videos to lose your mind to during finals.

Taylor Swift might have an honorary degree from NYU, but these tracks are so Columbia.

Soup and Core lovers rejoice! This article is for you!

If you aren’t content living inside of a furnace, perhaps these tips and tricks for capitalizing on your ridiculously hot dorm will make these first few weeks back on campus a bit more bearable.

You know the drill! Enjoy the tunes, fits, and pastimes of Bwog’s fall semester.

Hear me out…

Columbia Housing may have issues, but that shouldn’t impact our impressions of the many facilities workers who clean and repair our dorms on a daily basis. As we approach Thanksgiving, here are some ways that you can show your appreciation to the hardworking people who keep our dorms from falling apart. Say hi to facilities when they’re on […]

Today is the first day of classes—a.k.a the week where you sit at your computer desperately refreshing SSOL hour after hour. And if you’re looking for that one class that will advance your intellectual journey (and give more credits than Pilates), we’ve got your back. After the jump is last year’s list of must-takes; bolded […]

As per tradition, we put our heads (see: gmail accounts) together and compiled this long list of the things/people/places/things/snow penises for which we are most thankful. Contest, corroborate, or add your own in the comments. It’s that time of the year where we’re allowed to get a little corny (<– Thanksgiving pun), so on that note, […]