There’s Nothing Like the Last Minute
Know what you’re going to be for Halloween? Neither do we. With three days to go, it’s time to give in and get serious—you’re not going to buck gender normativity this year, pal. But all is not lost, with this list of easy-to-find, last minute costumes. Hustle over to Ricky’s (you know you’ve always wanted to see the inside) or a friend’s well-stocked closet so you don’t feel like a fool come Friday
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O’Connell’s Cougar: Distinguish yourself from the riffraff with this studded “Waist Beauty” |
Grad student: She works nights to pay for her Ph.D., but that doesn’t mean she can’t have a little fun. The “Slutty Barista” ($29.99) is at Ricky’s.
Columbia’s Shrinking Endowment: Find a large friend and wear his clothes. A variation on the traditional “Shrinking Woman” costume.
The Regretful Carman Resident: Doodle on yourself with permanent marker. Look forlorn, and repeat: “No, guys! I was napping, not passed out!”
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Tags: carman, corporate holidays, endowment, halloween, halloween costumes, mma, Perfect storm of tagging, prezbo, ricky's, shoes, societal constructs, trick or treaters
28 October 2009 @ 9:45 AM · 10 comments
Well, they moved quickly 
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