Bwog » personals http://bwog.com Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:47:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Personals: Grecia Barboza, CC ’13, and Byron Jones, CC ’14 http://bwog.com/2012/02/05/personals-grecia-barboza-cc-13-and-byron-jones-cc-14/ http://bwog.com/2012/02/05/personals-grecia-barboza-cc-13-and-byron-jones-cc-14/#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 01:04:18 +0000 Carolyn http://bwog.com/?p=76650 For the first installment of personals, Bwog presents Grecia Barboza, CC’13, and Byron Jones, CC’14. Wanna take one of these fine young adults out on a date? Email personals@bwog.com, and we’ll shell out $10 for your romantic outing. One other thing: remember these guys are putting their hearts on the line, so don’t be a dick in the comments.

Grecia Barboza Byron Jones

Name/ School/ Year/ Major: Grecia Barboza, CC, 2013, Political Science Major, Hispanic Studies Concentration

Preference: Girl 4 Guy

Hometown: Napa, California

Your dream date in 7 words or less: Moonlit beach picnic listening to the Smiths

What redeems you as a human being? I have various redeeming qualities: My life has been pretty successful thus far, I’m not hideous, I’m really funny, I have a fantastic taste in music (Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Nirvana, The Weeknd, The Knife, Toro Y Moi, Neon Indian, OFWGKTA, Drake), I love basketball, I’m very social and love making new friends and I’m a little weird but it’s okay because typically people love me. Also my mom has always told me to give everyone a chance so I’m nice to whomever I meet.

Myers Briggs Personality type: ESFP
Extraverted, Sensing, Feeling Perceiving
Strength of preferences %
1, 50, 12, 22
slightly expressed extravert
moderately expressed sensing personality
slightly expressed feeling personality
slightly expressed perceiving personality

Ref room or 209: I used to like 209 until I started seeing unfavorable people there all the time so now I avoid it. Also the Ref room is too big and everyone looks up when you walk by, it’s like wait, are you doing work or are you people watching? So I prefer somewhere like 303.

Guilty pleasure song: Selena Gomez – “Love You Like a Lovesong”

Late night food stop: Ok recently I’ve been trying not to eat past 10pm because it’s like not healthy but if I HAD to choose I would say
Tom’s even though the guys at Koronets love me and give me free pizza.

Historical Hottie: This is really difficult. It’s between a young
Rubén Darío and James Dean just because James Dean is actually the hottest man in the history of life.

Name/ School/ Year/ Major: Byron Jones, CC, Sophomore, Environmental Biology & Special Concentration in Business Management

Preference: Guy for a girl

Hometown: Grew up in Westborough, MA

Your dream date in 7 words or less: Random, pleasant, enervating, original, outdoors, relaxed, crazy

What redeems you as a human being? I am redeemed by the fact that I can balance intelligent and deep conversations with the ability to imagine like a 5 year old. Growing up is overrated, but learning and growing define life.

Myers Briggs Personality type: I am between and INTJ and a ENFJ. Took it twice…so many questions…

Ref room or 209: Ref room. More nooks and cozy places.

Guilty pleasure song: Party in the USA – Miley Cyrus…heard it for first time on my CU visit, can you blame me for liking it?

Late night food stop: Westside

Historical Hottie: Helen of Troy

]]> http://bwog.com/2012/02/05/personals-grecia-barboza-cc-13-and-byron-jones-cc-14/feed/ 92 Bwog Personals: Your Ticket To Love http://bwog.com/2012/02/02/bwog-personals-your-ticket-to-love/ http://bwog.com/2012/02/02/bwog-personals-your-ticket-to-love/#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:38:40 +0000 Carolyn http://bwog.com/?p=76216 “Ugh, Valentine’s Day: the holy day of socially-constructed schmaltz, corporate-manufactured mirth, and earlobe nibbling. Who has time for a relationship anyway?”

FALSE, everyone deserves a big spoon. And YentaBwog is here to help you find that special someone. Lovelorn single folk, we invite you to participate in our annual Personals series. Just fill out the scientifically proven questionnaire below and submit your most flattering photo to personals@bwog.com. We’ll showcase the eligible bachelors and bachelorettes on Bwog for Planet Columbia to admire. Then, interested dates can contact us, and we’ll shell out $10 for your romantic evening.

True love starts with this survey:

  • Name, Year, School, Major
  • Preference (guy for guy, etc.)
  • Hometown
  • Your dream date in seven words or less
  • What redeems you as a human being?
  • Myers-Briggs Personality type
  • Ref room or 209
  • Guilty pleasure song
  • Late night food stop
  • Historical Hottie

]]> http://bwog.com/2012/02/02/bwog-personals-your-ticket-to-love/feed/ 67 Bwog Personals: Immanuel Kant http://bwog.com/2011/05/06/bwog-personals-immanuel-kant/ http://bwog.com/2011/05/06/bwog-personals-immanuel-kant/#comments Fri, 06 May 2011 15:40:37 +0000 David http://bwog.com/?p=52306 Just cause Valentine’s Day has passed doesn’t mean the lovin’ will stop. This lonely philosopher seeks companionship on a day when many people will be thinking about him…

Immanuel Kant

Name, Year, School, Major: Immanuel “Manual” Kant (They call me a “hands on” kind of guy) UKönigsberg 1744, Jazz Studies

Preference (guy for guy, etc.): Mind for postulate of pure reason

Hometown: The noumenal world

Your dream date in seven words or less: One that I don’t wish to have

What redeems you as a human being? Being the ground of all moral value

Choice aphrodisiac: Categorical bondage

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Lawn of Philosophy Hall, outthinking the statue of the thinker

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): David Hume

Historical Hottie: Jesus Christ

Thanks to Yanyi Luo for sending this in

]]> http://bwog.com/2011/05/06/bwog-personals-immanuel-kant/feed/ 9 From the Issue: Staff Personals http://bwog.com/2011/03/31/from-the-issue-staff-personals/ http://bwog.com/2011/03/31/from-the-issue-staff-personals/#comments Thu, 31 Mar 2011 22:00:19 +0000 Mark Hay http://bwog.com/?p=45777 Bwog respects our heritage/amorous affair by posting each issue of The Blue & White. The latest issue, available this week, is a cornucopia of delights: a gripping debate on the merits of shaving, tales of Columbia’s forgotten protests, and profiles of two truly awesome students, among others. Here, the staff of Bwog and The Blue & White presents a collection of brief personals. Valentine’s Day is long gone, but they are presented nonetheless, because even magazine writers need to find love.

Seeking Men

This picture is the most action most of you will get today.

Illustration by Maddy Kloss

Artist wants to spread her creative juices all over your canvas. (5553)

I’ll swallow anything organic. (5233)

London native ready to influence your Strokes with her Kinks. (6317)

Always looking to recruit new staffs. (3025)

Do you want some candy? (3025)

Francophile wants more than Frenching. (4336)

Be my coxswain, and I’ll stroke your boat. (5558)

Put your rabbit into my hat, and we can make some magic together. (5608)

Hey, actually, I’m all set. Great. Tanks! (6290)

Religion major seeks someone to uncover her mystery rites. (6411)

London export interested in trade negotiations. (3270)

I prefer “law stylist.” 30 Rock enthusiast seeks one last college fling before professionalism sets in. (3223)

Don’t miss my Times announcement! (6290)

Be my Chaplin, and I’ll be your table dance. (6434)

Never schmaltzy, up for waltzing, so take her home to meet your Bubbe already. (6313)

Episodically erotic, unfailingly neurotic. (2491)

Sweater vest up! (4925)

Choli ke piche kya hai? Let me show you. (2051)

Ladyplayer seeks game, videogame. (4710)

Dinosaur lover searching for bone. (5482)

Electrical engineer wants to feel a spark with a boy who won’t charge. (4981)

Seeking Women

Isn't it usually a tie or a belt? Whatever, I like this one more.

Illustration by Maddy Kloss

Forget Uncle Sam, I’ll stand at attention for you. (GS Lounge)

Have me your way. (4417)

Boston native wants to put cream in your pie. (2270)

I’ve got a supply for your demand. (2710)

I just quit smoking! That’s cool, right? (2710)

I just started smoking! That’s cool, right? (2710)

Tall, dominant blonde seeks same. (6064)

Captain of dying industry seeks lounge chair covered in inky newsprint to fuck on. (4134)

Looking to split a New Yorker subscription, engage in dungeon play. (2682)

Latinist-cum-lover seeks classic Romance. (2866)

Small Asian male seeks small Asian female. (4222)

I’ll open my source if you open yours. (7744)

Russian Lit major looking for someone to bring his Bronze Horseman to life. (6399)

Looking to embed your systems. (7066)

Young man with tremor promises perpetual good vibrations, no batteries required. (4620)

Art history major seeks phallic symbols in nearly everything. (4649)

Thick description wants some deep play. (4941)

Queen of ambiguous “friendships” seeks the Gayle King to her Oprah Winfrey. (5506)

Whatever I Can Get

Me: rising editor-in-chief of prominent campus publication. You: first year stunned senseless by power. It’s tradition! (6064)

Over the Sufi mysticism now. Let’s try tantric sex. (612 Lewisohn)

Dirty dean seeks modern-day philosopher to Foucault her Kant. (Hamilton 208)

Full disclosure: I’m a furry. (Baker Field)

Feeder seeks feedee for V&T pizza. (2875 Broadway, Suite 303, New York, NY 10025)

Majestic predator wants to sweep you off your feet. (The Skies!)

Blessed MILF wants you to matriculate all over her. (Low Steps)

Got blight? Let me be your beacon. (Low 202)

Anti-revolutionary, uprisings encouraged. (exiled, somewhere in the South of France)

Exotic dancer will bear it all. (LeFrak Gym)

I want to make you bwet. (editors@bwog.com)

Strong, beautiful administrator seeks well-endowed philanthropist to enter her Vag. (109 Milbank)

My name’s Feniosky. Isn’t that hot? (510 Mudd)

 

]]> http://bwog.com/2011/03/31/from-the-issue-staff-personals/feed/ 5 Personals: Matt Buckley, CC ’12 and Allyson Shea, CC ’12 http://bwog.com/2011/02/16/personals-matt-buckley-cc-12-and-allyson-shea-cc-12/ http://bwog.com/2011/02/16/personals-matt-buckley-cc-12-and-allyson-shea-cc-12/#comments Thu, 17 Feb 2011 03:00:16 +0000 David http://bwog.com/?p=39830 Just cause Valentine’s Day has passed doesn’t mean the lovin’ will stop. We’re running our last bachelors and bachelorettes! This time we give you Matt Buckley, CC ’12 and Allyson Shea, CC ’12, who agreed to post only if the other did. Interested? Tell us at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll send you two lovebirds off with $10 for a date.

Matt Buckley, CC '12 Allyson Shea, CC '12

Name, Year, School, Major: Matthew Buckley, 2012, CC, Economics and
MESAAS

Preference: xy for (the) xx

Hometown: Northampton, MA

Your dream date in seven words or less: Local vegetarian cuisine
followed by a concert.

What redeems you as a human being? I keep a copy of Eat, Pray, Love on my bedstand.

Choice aphrodisiac: organic apples and fair trade coffee

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Lehman Library: the chandelier room

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Grizzly Bear

Historical Hottie: Adam Smith

Name, Year, School, Major: Allyson Shea, 2012, CC, Art History

Preference: gal for guy

Hometown: San Francisco, CA

Your dream date in seven words or less: art exhibition followed by dinner for two

What redeems you as a human being? I keep things real – I don’t take guff from no one

Choice aphrodisiac: avocados and moonshine

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Avery Library – basement

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): New York City pigeon

Historical Hottie: Vincent van Gogh (minus left ear)

]]> http://bwog.com/2011/02/16/personals-matt-buckley-cc-12-and-allyson-shea-cc-12/feed/ 33 Personals: Andrea Santana, BC ’13 and Isabella Serrani, BC ’13 http://bwog.com/2011/02/16/personals-andrea-santana-bc-13-and-isabella-serrani-bc-13/ http://bwog.com/2011/02/16/personals-andrea-santana-bc-13-and-isabella-serrani-bc-13/#comments Wed, 16 Feb 2011 19:30:11 +0000 David http://bwog.com/?p=39747 Just cause Valentine’s Day has passed doesn’t mean the lovin’ will stop. We’re running yet another batch of bachelors and bachelorettes! This time we give you Andrea Santana, BC ’13 and Isabella Serrani, BC ’13. Interested? Tell us at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll send you two lovebirds off with $10 for a date.

Andrea Santana, BC '13 Isabella Serrani, BC '13

Name, Year, School, Major: Andrea Santana, 2013, BC, History Major and Spanish Minor

Preference: Lady for Gentleman

Hometown: Claremont, CA

Your dream date in seven words or less: Afternoon at the Griffith Observatory

What redeems you as a human being? Sometimes I clear-out the stacks of dishes left by the conveyor belt at Hewitt–always making sure to dispose of the inedible items, food waste, and utensils in their appropriate bins!

Choice aphrodisiac: Brownies

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Low steps at night

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Peacock

Historical Hottie: Sir Isaac Newton

Name, Year, School, Major: Isabella Serrani, 2013, BC, Art History/English

Preference: Woman seeking Man

Hometown: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Your dream date in seven words or less: When he pays…

What redeems you as a human being? My sharp wit and sparkling personality?

Choice aphrodisiac: Spaghetti

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Grant’s Tomb. Nothing sexier than dead people and ominous trees.

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): A Fox as in “She’s a fox. In French she would be called “la renarde” and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.”

Historical Hottie: Vincent Van Gogh

]]> http://bwog.com/2011/02/16/personals-andrea-santana-bc-13-and-isabella-serrani-bc-13/feed/ 39 Personals: Samantha Greenberg, BC ’11 and Mikey Zhong, SEAS ’13 http://bwog.com/2011/02/15/personals-samantha-greenberg-bc-11-and-mikey-zhong-seas-13/ http://bwog.com/2011/02/15/personals-samantha-greenberg-bc-11-and-mikey-zhong-seas-13/#comments Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:00:03 +0000 David http://bwog.com/?p=39501 Just cause Valentine’s Day was yesterday doesn’t mean the lovin’ can’t stop. We’re running our last batch of bachelors and bachelorettes! This time we give you Samantha Greenberg, BC ’11 and Mikey Zhong, SEAS ’13. Interested? Tell us at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll send you two lovebirds off with $10 for a date.

Samantha Greenberg, BC '11 Mikey Zhong, SEAS '13

Name, Year, School, Major: Samantha Greenberg, 2011, BC, Political Science

Preference: Lady seeking fella

Hometown: Bethesda, Maryland

Your dream date in seven words or less: Food, drinks, laughing, mocking, hopefully some macking?

What redeems you as a human being? Never giving up on DC sports teams. I can cook. When my knee hurts I know it’s going to rain.

Choice aphrodisiac: oysters

Most romantic spot in Morningside: There’s one particular part of Morningside Park I’m fond of….

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Cheetah

Historical Hottie: Would be assassin Lewis Powell, though clearly he was a bad guy.

Name, Year, School, Major: Mikey Zhong, 2013, SEAS, Operations Research

Preference: Guy for girl

Hometown: Los Altos, CA

Your dream date in seven words or less: Space Needle, 11:11 p.m. No rain please.

What redeems you as a human being? I’m the Spectrum Editor and I play soccer.

Choice aphrodisiac: Milano chocolates. Feed me Bwog.

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Riverside Park

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Sam Roth (interpret as you will)

Historical Hottie: Natalie Portman. She’s amazingly talented.

]]> http://bwog.com/2011/02/15/personals-samantha-greenberg-bc-11-and-mikey-zhong-seas-13/feed/ 25 Personals: Daphne Chen, CC ’14 and Isaiah Everin, CC ’12 http://bwog.com/2011/02/14/personals-daphne-chen-cc-14-and-isaiah-everin-cc-12/ http://bwog.com/2011/02/14/personals-daphne-chen-cc-14-and-isaiah-everin-cc-12/#comments Tue, 15 Feb 2011 01:43:28 +0000 David http://bwog.com/?p=39435 Valentine’s Day is TODAY, and we’ve got more Personals for you last-minute lovers. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our eligible student bodies this time are Daphne Chen, CC ’14 and Isaiah Everin, CC ’12. If any of these singles interest you, tell us at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll send you two lovebirds off with $10 for a date.

Daphne Chen, CC '14 Isaiah Everin, CC '12

Name, Year, School, Major: Daphne Chen, 2014, CC, Political Science or English

Preference: Woman seeking man

Hometown: Dallas, Texas

Your dream date in seven words or less: Anything involving good music, good food, or a good movie

What redeems you as a human being? I have a Tumblr called Things My Asian Mom Says. I share the joys of my foreign mom’s misspellings and share them with the world.

Choice aphrodisiac: Dubstep

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Butler alcoves: dark, quiet, and chilly enough to seek warmth in another human being

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Unicorn

Historical Hottie: After browsing other Bwog personals, I guess Alexander Hamilton isn’t just me after all. Second place… FDR, III. AM I RIGHT LADIES?!?!

Name, Year, School, Major: Isaiah Everin, 2012, CC, Film/Creative Writing

Preference: m4m lawl

Hometown: Arcata, CA

Your dream date in seven words or less: 3 days of LA Comic Con

What redeems you as a human being? Pragmatism, rationality, realism, and lacking these things as and when is appropriate. Also, in a biased survey of a small population, it was determined to 90% accuracy that I’m pretty cool..

Choice aphrodisiac: Monster Khaos, all of it

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Lawn outside of Dodge on a misty midnight in mid-April — best ever.

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Dragonz be mad hawt yo (rawr)

Historical Hottie: Leonidas killed bitches. Read about it.

]]> http://bwog.com/2011/02/14/personals-daphne-chen-cc-14-and-isaiah-everin-cc-12/feed/ 37 Personals: Kyla Cheung, CC ’13 and Mike Mournighan, SEAS ’13 http://bwog.com/2011/02/14/personals-kyla-cheung-cc-13-and-mike-mournighan-seas-13/ http://bwog.com/2011/02/14/personals-kyla-cheung-cc-13-and-mike-mournighan-seas-13/#comments Mon, 14 Feb 2011 19:00:23 +0000 David http://bwog.com/?p=39339 Valentine’s Day is TODAY, and we’ve got more Personals for you last-minute lovers. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our eligible student bodies this time are Kyla Cheung, CC ’13 and Michael Mournighan, SEAS ’13. If any of these two interest you, send us a note at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll set you up right quick with a date and $10. And just cause we feel it in the air… today will be our last day for Personal submissions, so get ‘em in!

Kyla Cheung, CC '13 Mike Mournighan, SEAS '13

Name, Year, School, Major: Kyla Cheung, 2013, CC, Creative Writing/Computer Science

Preference: Girl for guy

Hometown: Demarest… New Jersey

Your dream date in seven words or less: Pie.

What redeems you as a human being? Er, Nina Simone’s Ain’t Got No, I Got Life is my #6 most played? This is probably because… I enjoy dancing in room in my underwear a lot (sorry roomie, now you know). I really do hope that is a redeeming tidbit… and not an embarrassing one. Though it’s probably the latter, isn’t it :(

Choice aphrodisiac: A ripe apple. Possibly an Empire or a Stayman’s Winesap? From Samascott? Mmm

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Riverside Park. Admittedly, one of the most dangerous. It’s part of the appeal!

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Gerbils. Their fondness for procreation –> childhood trauma

Historical Hottie: Alan Turing!

Name, Year, School, Major: Mike Mournighan, 2013, SEAS, Computer Engineering

Preference: Lad for Lass

Hometown: Mexico, NY – Yes, it exists.

Your dream date in seven words or less: Witty banter and a long walk.

What redeems you as a human being? I work hard to make life entertaining.

Choice aphrodisiac: Homemade BLT with garden fresh tomatoes.

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Top of the stairway over looking 120th behind Pupin/CEPSR

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Rapidash because Jonny took the miniature stallion…

Historical Hottie: Sacagawea

]]> http://bwog.com/2011/02/14/personals-kyla-cheung-cc-13-and-mike-mournighan-seas-13/feed/ 39 Personals: Jonathan Lee, SEAS ’13 and David Ordinario, SEAS ’11 http://bwog.com/2011/02/13/personals-jonathan-lee-seas-13-and-david-ordinario-seas-11/ http://bwog.com/2011/02/13/personals-jonathan-lee-seas-13-and-david-ordinario-seas-11/#comments Mon, 14 Feb 2011 04:00:36 +0000 David http://bwog.com/?p=39269 Valentine’s Day is tomorrow, and we’ve got more Personals for you. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our eligible (engineer!) student bodies this time are Jonathan Lee, SEAS ’13 and David Ordinario, SEAS ’11. If any of these two interest you, send us a note at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll set you up right quick with a date and $10. Last call to submit your own Personal!

Jonathan Lee, SEAS '13 David Ordinario, SEAS '11

Name, Year, School, Major: Jonathan Lee, 2013, SEAS, Operations Research

Preference: Guy for girl

Hometown: Scarsdale, NY

Your dream date in seven words or less: UCB improv show

What redeems you as a human being? My ability to quote most of Arrested Development

Choice aphrodisiac: Hamdel onion rings

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Bridge over Amsterdam

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Miniature Stallion

Historical Hottie: Eleanor Roosevelt

Name, Year, School, Major: David Ordinario, 2011, SEAS, Materials Science and Engineering

Preference: x^2

Hometown: Rockland, NY

Your dream date in seven words or less: Walking down along the water at night

What redeems you as a human being? I fix computers for people, conduct research that benefits society, and don’t give up on something if I really want it.

Choice aphrodisiac: Kirin Milk Tea

Most romantic spot in Morningside: The roof of Mudd at night on a clear, cloudless day. The view of the city is incredible.

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Totoro

Historical Hottie: Mulan. Yes, I know it’s debatable whether she actually existed or is just a legend. But for the purposes of this questionnaire let’s assume she did.

]]> http://bwog.com/2011/02/13/personals-jonathan-lee-seas-13-and-david-ordinario-seas-11/feed/ 35 Personals: Courtney Wilkes, BC ’12 and Andrew Wright, CC ’14 http://bwog.com/2011/02/13/personals-courtney-wilkes-bc-12-and-andrew-wright-cc-14/ http://bwog.com/2011/02/13/personals-courtney-wilkes-bc-12-and-andrew-wright-cc-14/#comments Sun, 13 Feb 2011 17:30:23 +0000 David http://bwog.com/?p=39115 Valentine’s Day is tomorrow, and we’ve got more Personals for you. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our eligible student bodies for this round are Courtney Wilkes, BC ’12 and Andrew Wright, CC ’14. If any of these two interest you, send us a note at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll set you up right quick with a date and $10. Last chance to submit your own Personal!

Courtney Wilkes, BC '12 Andrew Wright, CC '14

Name, Year, School, Major: Courtney Wilkes, 2012, BC, East Asian Studies and Human Rights

Preference: Girl for Guy

Hometown: Kensington, MD

Your dream date in seven words or less: Scrabble in a dive bar

What redeems you as a human being? I spread smiles like nutella

Choice aphrodisiac: Basil

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Kent

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Camels, for their…long eyelashes…

Historical Hottie: Alexander Hamilton

Name, Year, School, Major: Andrew Wright, 2014, CC, Political Science

Preference: Guy for incredible bromance

Hometown: Parsippany, NJ

Your dream date in seven words or less: The plot to Anchorman

What redeems you as a human being? My ability to make cultural references in conversation.

Choice aphrodisiac: Sexy accents

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Roof of NoCo

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): penguin

Historical Hottie: Martha Washington (yummy)

]]> http://bwog.com/2011/02/13/personals-courtney-wilkes-bc-12-and-andrew-wright-cc-14/feed/ 19 Personals: Rubii Pham, CC ’14 and Tristan Renaud, SEAS ’13 http://bwog.com/2011/02/12/personals-rubii-pham-cc-14-and-tristan-renaud-seas-13/ http://bwog.com/2011/02/12/personals-rubii-pham-cc-14-and-tristan-renaud-seas-13/#comments Sun, 13 Feb 2011 02:00:23 +0000 David http://bwog.com/?p=38990 Valentine’s Day is just a few days away, and we’re reviving Personals just in time. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our eligible student bodies for this round are Rubii Pham, CC ’14 and Tristan Renaud, SEAS ’13. If any of these two interest you, send us a note at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll set you up with a date and $10. There’s still time to submit your own Personal as well!

Rubii Pham, CC '14 Tristan Renaud, SEAS '13

Name, Year, School, Major: Rubii Pham, 2014, CC, Architecture

Preference: xx for xy

Hometown: Gilbert, Arizona

Your dream date in seven words or less: Star Wars marathon in Star Wars jammies

What redeems you as a human being? I can rap the entire “I Just Had Sex” song and I make really good curry

Choice aphrodisiac: Godiva 72% dark + sushi

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Westside. There’s nothing like a secret rendezvous among the gouda and the bleu cheese.

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Ewok

Historical Hottie: Fu Manchu

Name, Year, School, Major: Tristan S. Renaud, 2013, SEAS, Applied Mathematics

Preference: Women

Hometown: Tenafly, NJ

Your dream date in seven words or less: delicious dinner, electronic/indie concert, hookah lounge

What redeems you as a human being? I volunteer weekly as an EMT, I’m always there for my friends in times of need and I can tie a knot in a cherry stem using only my tongue.

Choice aphrodisiac: 15 year old Talisker Scotch

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Roof of the IAB (when the weather is warm)

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Leopards

Historical Hottie: Evita Peron

]]> http://bwog.com/2011/02/12/personals-rubii-pham-cc-14-and-tristan-renaud-seas-13/feed/ 29 Personals: Owen Crawford, BC ’14 and Maya Ye Liu, SEAS ’11 http://bwog.com/2011/02/11/personals-owen-crawford-bc-14-and-maya-ye-liu-seas-11/ http://bwog.com/2011/02/11/personals-owen-crawford-bc-14-and-maya-ye-liu-seas-11/#comments Sat, 12 Feb 2011 02:00:31 +0000 David http://bwog.com/?p=38835 Valentine’s Day is just three short days away, and we’re reviving Personals just in time. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our bachelorettes for this first round are Owen Crawford, BC ’14 and Maya Ye Liu, SEAS ’11. If any of these ladies interest you, send us a note at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll set you up with a date and $10. There’s still plenty of time to submit your own Personal as well!

Owen "Jack" Crawford, BC '14 Maya Ye Liu, SEAS '11

Name, Year, School, Major: Owen “Jack” Crawford, 2014, Barnard, Art History/Premed (yes, I’m a girl who goes by Jack even though my legal name is Owen Sean)

Preference: Girl for gay best friend

Hometown: San Francisco

Your dream date in seven words or less: “Spring Awakening” sing-along followed by frozen yogurt.

What redeems you as a human being? I have pretty mermaid hair and you can recognize me by my laugh from a mile away. It’s been calculated.

Choice aphrodisiac: Perfect harmonies and matching blazers.

Most romantic spot in Morningside: I don’t believe in any romance other than the Romantic movement.

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Anteaters. No need for explanation.

Historical Hottie: Gene Kelly!

Name, Year, School, Major: Maya Ye Liu, 2011, SEAS, Computer Science

Preference: Girl for guy/girl

Hometown: New York, NY

Your dream date in seven words or less: Sailing. Beautiful views. Wind in my hair.

What redeems you as a human being? I stress-bake. Usually, it’s cupcakes of amazingness. This includes vegan cupcakes that you can’t even tell are vegan. And I share almost all of the baked goodies with suitemates/friends/people who live on my floor.

Choice aphrodisiac: Ciao Bella Blackberry Cabernet Sorbet. Yes, it actually contains cabernet.

Most romantic spot in Morningside: The roof of a tall building, with panoramic views. Like EC or Mudd or (gasp) Riverside Church!

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Olivia Wilde. Physically AND intellectually sexy. Gosh, I love her.

Historical Hottie: Ada Lovelace

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what it could be

There’s less than a week ‘til Valentine’s Day, but fear not loveless singletons! Bwog will be your matchmaker. Just fill out our short questionnaire and submit a photo to tips@bwog.com. Or nominate your love-starved pals and we’ll convince ‘em to participate. Then, we’ll showoff the eligible bachelors and bachelorettes to Columbia. If anyone strikes your fancy, contact us, and Bwog will shell out $10 for your uber romantic date.

It may be frigid outside, but just think of the warm body you could be cuddling and canoodling with.

The questionnaire, your ticket to love:

  • Name, Year, School, Major
  • Preference (guy for guy, etc.)
  • Hometown
  • Your dream date in seven words or less
  • What redeems you as a human being?
  • Choice aphrodisiac
  • Most romantic spot in Morningside
  • Sexiest animal (interpret as you will)
  • Historical Hottie

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sexy

True love may be foreign to The Blue and White, but the quest for it isn’t. Here we confess our hearts’ desires for the benefits of Columbia’s love-starved fops, aging professors, and resident perverts for whom the night has not yet been taken. Get inspired to submit your own personal!

Seeking Men

  • Anthro major seeks significant otherness.
  • Aspirational reporter seeks deepthroat.
  • BBM me hard!
  • You can’t capture my awesomeness in one line.
  • Or two.
  • Abstract theorist seeks something rock hard.
  • Bleary-eyed in Butler, we sat at opposite side of the ref room rable. We downed Red Bull and HamDel at four in the morning, our fingers numb from typing. Your eyes met mine, and at that moment, I realized: You’ll do.
  • 6, seeking 9

Seeking Women

  • They call me the freshman fifteen, because I’ll make you feel insecure and unattractive.
  • My dad’s in oil. You could be too.
  • Let’s take this Gchat off the record.
  • Like Narnia, but with sex.
  • I’d like to put my 1 in your 0.
  • DC native looking for below-the-Beltway traffic.
  • Cunning linguist seeks… friendship.

Whatever I can get

  • Uninhibited, wide-open, and robust.

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