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True love may be foreign to The Blue and White, but the quest for it isn’t. Here we confess our hearts’ desires for the benefits of Columbia’s love-starved fops, aging professors, and resident perverts for whom the night has not yet been taken. Get inspired to submit your own personal!

Seeking Men

• Anthro major seeks significant otherness.
• Aspirational reporter seeks deepthroat.
• BBM me hard!
• You can’t capture my awesomeness in one line.
• Or two.
• Abstract theorist seeks something rock hard.
• Bleary-eyed in Butler, we sat at opposite side of the ref room rable. We downed Red Bull and HamDel at four in the morning, our fingers numb from typing. Your eyes met mine, and at that moment, I realized: You’ll do.
• 6, seeking 9

Seeking Women

• They call me the freshman fifteen, because I’ll make you feel insecure and unattractive.
• My dad’s in oil. You could be too.
• Let’s take this Gchat off the record.
• Like Narnia, but with sex.
• I’d like to put my 1 in your 0.
• DC native looking for below-the-Beltway traffic.
• Cunning linguist seeks… friendship.

Whatever I can get

• Uninhibited, wide-open, and robust.

To conclude this year’s string of personals, we give you Kay Sorin, CC’13 and Mason Silber, CC’13. To take either of these fine young adults out on a date, email personals@bwog.net and we’ll set you up and give you $10.

Name / Year / School / Major: Kay Sorin, CC ’13, Classics

Preference (guy for guy, etc.): Girl for Guy

Hometown: NYC

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Fun in the snow, then hot chocolate

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Bwog presents you with Brian Nickel, CC’11 and Bwog’s very own Lecture Hop Editor, Mark Hay, CC’12. Interested parties should email personals@bwog.net by 9 p.m. tonight!

Name / Year / School / Major: Brian Nickel/2011/Columbia College/Poly-Sci and Sustainable Development

Preference (guy for guy, etc.): what up ladies

Hometown: Syosset, Long Island

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Find a new restaurant downtown — my treat.

What redeems you as a human being? I’ve been told I have a great laugh.

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Bwog’s latest eligible bachelorette is Liza Weingarten, CC’12. Email personals@bwog.net for the hook up!

Name / Year / School / Major: Liza Weingarten/2012/CC/Urban Studies

Preference (guy for guy, etc.): Girl for Guy

Hometown: Boston

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Anything but the Movies.

What redeems you as a human being?: I’m really good at baking.

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Bwog continues sending love your way with Russel Spruill, CC’10 and Kristine Hizon, BC’10. Email personals@bwog.net if you’re interested and Bwog will send you two love birds off with $10 for the date.

Name / Year / School / Major: Russell Spruill / Senior / CC / Premedical Concentration in Hispanic Studies

Preference (guy for guy, etc.): guy for girl

Hometown: Hillsborough, NJ

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Must laugh at my corny jokes.

What redeems you as a human being? Wilma’s Anthem

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More Bwog, more love. Our latest eligible bachelors are Carl Majeau, CC ’13 and Ben Cotton, CC ’11. Email personals@bwog.net to get set up.

Name / Year / School / Major: Carl Majeau / 2013 / Columbia College / Physics/Music

Preference (guy for guy, etc.): Guy for girl

Hometown: Seattle

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Listening to Mahler and talking about Garfield High School

What redeems you as a human being? I play Jazz. Enough said

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Bwog personals keep the love rolling with Giselle Leon, BC ’10 and Bwog’s very own webmaster extraordinaire, Hans Hyttinen, SEAS ’12. Email personals@bwog.net and we’ll get you in touch.

Name / Year / School / Major: Hans Hyttinen, 2012, SEAS, Computer Science

Preference (guy for guy, etc.): Guy for girl

Hometown: Helsinki, Finland

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Central Park; ice skating under the stars.

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Bwog personals continue with Ben Henderson, CC ’12 and Jordan Kong, CC ’11. Want to take these beautiful people out? Email personals@bwog.net and we’ll not only hook you up, but also give you $10.

Name/Year/School/Major: Ben Henderson/’12/CC/Political Science

Preference (guy for guy, etc.): Guy for Girl

Hometown: Oakland, CA

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: forties, Morrissey concert, maybe Indian food

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We asked you. You nominated them. They bothered to reply. And just like that, this year’s Bwog personals begin with the lovely Eva Suarez, CC ’13. All interested parties should email personals@bwog.net and we’ll provide $10 for the date.

Name / Year / School / Major: Eva Suarez, Freshman, CC, Religion/Philosophy
Preference (guy for guy, etc.): Men
Hometown: Washington, DC
Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Beautiful weather, the metropolitan, coffee, central park.
What redeems you as a human being? My music taste and experience in home repair. I can even build you a porch.
Choice aphrodisiac: Lucky Strikes
Most romantic spot in Morningside: The roof of SIPA
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Platypus…nothing more attractive than a good sense of humor.
Historical figure you have a crush on: Giuseppe Garibaldi

Valentine’s Day is this Sunday, and we’re bringing back Bwog Personals just in time. For those of you who have friends that are less fortunate than others (or in some eyes, “luckier”) and are dreading a day of loneliness, don’t worry. We’ve got ‘em covered.

Bwog Personals allows eligible bachelors and bachelorettes a chance to showcase themselves to the Columbia community. Save your single friends from a day of self-pity and nominate them (or even yourself!) for a personal by emailing tips@bwog.net. We’ll give you some questions to answer, and you’ll find true love.

We’ll post the personals on Friday, which will give interested dates enough time to contact us before Sunday and will give ourselves enough time to dig up $10(!) that we’ll supply to the romantic pair. But of course, if you find yourselves to be a more adventurous couple, we’re offering guest meal swipes to John Jay Dining Hall as well.

We asked you. You nominated them. They bothered to reply. We are pleased to offer up the final two beguiling Bwog Personals.  All interested parties should contact Bwog via e-mail and we’ll provide $10.54 for the date.

Guy for Girl (“of my dreams”): VIKRUM THIMMAPPA

Year: 2009

School: SEAS

Major: Biomedical Engineering

Hometown: New Jersey.  Our motto is “liberty and prosperity.”



Best class taken: Intermediate/Advanced Indoor Soccer (emphasis added on “Advanced,” ladies.)



Three most-played songs on your iTunes:

Monkey Island Theme Song

I Want a Hot Girl (Hot Boys)

Man, I Feel Like a Woman (Shania Twain)



Three songs you wished were most played on your iTunes: I wouldn’t have it any other way.



Dream date in 7 words or less: Zvi Galil, London Eye, chocolate-covered strawberries.  Read more…

We asked you. You nominated them. They bothered to reply.  Now Bwog Personals returns for round two, presenting two more eligible Columbians.  All interested parties should contact Bwog via e-mail and we’ll provide $10.54 for the date. 

Guy for Girl: CLEMENT HUYGHEBAERT

Year: 2010

School: CC

Major: Computer Science

Hometown: Brussels, Belgium

Favorite class taken: Freedom of Speech and Data Structures

Least favorite class taken: University Writing



Three most-played songs on your iTunes:

The Boy in the Bubble (Paul Simon)

Crazy Love, Vol. II (Paul Simon)

One [Blake's Got a New Face] (Vampire Weekend)



Three songs you wished were most played on your iTunes:

Before You Accuse Me (Eric Clapton)

Start Me Up (The Rolling Stones)

St. Thomas (Sonny Rollins)



Dream date in seven words or less: Attractive, goofy, interesting, listener, mature, tasteful, simple Read more…

We asked you. You nominated them. They bothered to reply. And just like that, the first round of Bwog Personals is here. All interested parties should contact Bwog via e-mail and we’ll provide $10.54 for the date. (That’s right — in light of these tough economic times, we’ve begun adjusting for inflation. Just try not to blow the extra 54 cents all at once.)

Guy for Girl: DHRUV VASISHTHA

Year: 2011

School: CC

Major: Economics

Hometown: Roslyn, NY

Best class taken:  Physics 1400, where everyone could mouth “fail” to their neighbors during tests.

Three most-played songs on your iTunes:

Machine Gun Funk (Notorious B.I.G.)

All Along the Watchtower (Jimi Hendrix)

Doin’ Time (Sublime)

Three songs you wished were most played on your iTunes:

Butterfly (Crazy Town)

What Would You Do (City High)

Bad Touch (Bloodhound Gang)

Dream date in seven words or less: Take-out from Koronet

What’s the best way to spend $20?: Microfinance loans for other impoverished, needy econ majors. Read more…

Yes, this Saturday is Valentine’s Day, with all its chocolate boxes, schlocky promises, renewed vows, and phlegm-filled PDAs. Oh, and single people get to feel just that extra bit lonelier (sure, some singles may feel a bit happier to be “free,” but isn’t that just too cynical, even for Columbia?).

Fear not – your single friends out there have one more chance to enjoy Valentine’s Day with a (potentially) special someone, as we’re announcing a Valentine’s Day edition of Bwog Personals. Nominate your friends (or yourself!) for a personal by emailing bwog@columbia.edu and we’ll send you a list of questions, which you’ll fill out and send back to us with your most flattering photo. We’ll post your stuff on Friday morning, and interested dates will be instructed to contact us so that we can shell out the $10 for your ultra romantic date night on the 14th.

Though keep in mind sometimes the most romantic dates in Morningside are priceless.

In light of yesterday’s Craigslist aggregation, a few readers and commenters have requested the return of Bwog Personals. Bwog Personals, you’ll recall, were a frequent occurrence last spring (the season of love, etc.) and culminated with a heroic showing by CCSC Presidential candidates George Krebs and Alidad Damooei. “How could we top that?” we thought. And so ended Bwog Personals. 

But today is a new day, a new season, and a new shot at love. So, we’re announcing the return of Bwog Personals. Nominate your friends (or yourself!) for a personal by emailing bwog@columbia.edu and we’ll send you a list of questions, which you’ll fill out and send back to us with your most flattering photo. 

We’ll post your stuff, and interested dates will be instructed to contact us so that we can shell out the $10 for your ultra romantic date night. (Though keep in mind sometimes the most romantic dates in Morningside are priceless.)