1,000,000—Dollar amount of the reward offered for ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner. All turn to dust again. (USA Today)
34,000—Troops Obama promised, during his State of the Union address, to bring home from Afghanistan in the next year. (NY Times)
24—Hours it takes a sea slug to regrow its detachable penis. (BBC)
16—Papal wardrobe malfunctions. Janet Jackson would be proud. (Buzzfeed)
5—Reasons given for disliking Valentine’s day by DateMySchool.com’s Columbia graduates. (Glamour)
And a partridge in a pear tree?
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