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2013 Trilling Book Award & Van Doren Teaching Award Ceremony Tonight
The ceremony will look much like this

The ceremony will look much like this

You are cordially invited by the Academic Awards Committee of Columbia College to join in consuming some “pomp and circumstance worthy” hors d’oeuvres and honoring some professors. Tonight at 6 p.m. in the Faculty Room of Low, Boris Gasparov will receive the 38th annual Lionel Trilling Award for his book “Beyond Pure Reason: Ferdinand de Saussure’s Philosophy of Language and Its Early Romantic Antecedents,” and Nicholas Dames will receive the 52nd annual Mark Van Doren Award in recognition of his “humanity, devotion to truth and inspiring leadership.” All and sundry are welcome to the event; get your RSVP on here. The reception starts at 6 p.m., with the ceremony taking place from 6:30 to 7:30 p.m. Gasparov is the Boris Bakhmeteff Professor of Russian and East European Studies in, naturally, the Department of Slavic Languages; Dames is the Theodore Kahan Professor of Humanities and teaches in the English department. Congratulations to both! Troop over to Low tonight to get a study break, some wealth of knowledge, and classy free food.

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Summer Update, Part I

While we undergrads have been sunning ourselves and relaxing—read: feverishly catching up on the TV we missed during finals in a dark room, breaking only to snack—our profs and deans have been keeping busy, as usual. Read on to find out what they’ve been doing/saying/writing…

Making Headlines

Getting Bylines

Laying Down The Law

Don’t forget to keep tipping over the summer! Send news, overheard, overseens, et cetera, to tips@bwog.com.
Share Your Instructors’ Witticisms

2015 in Lit Hum

Today is the first day of classes and of Columbia’s unofficial two weeks of “shopping.” Accordingly, professors tend to bust out some of their best material in order to sell you the idea that the whole class will be entertaining/worth it/whatever you’re looking for. Sometimes it will be, and sometimes today is simply a masterful bait-and-switch. Either way, we love to hear about our faculty’s sharper moments, so send them to tips@bwog.com or share them in the comments.

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Professors are People Too

We often forget (but Bwog often likes to remind us) that the most valuable resources at Columbia are our professors. For many, professors seem distant and de-humanized; just that guy or gal standing at the front of the class pontificating about some strange subject for an hour and fifteen minutes. At the same time, we know that these people are at the forefront of their fields and obviously got to the front of the lecture hall by doing somethingThe Center for Student Advising sought to alter this misconception with a brief panel session on “How to Work with Your Professors.” Bwog’s resident professor enthusiast, Marcus Levine, gave us the scoop.

How can we alleviate the social awkwardness of approaching a professor for the first time? Once the hierarchical abyss has been crossed, it is easy and natural to form a relationship with a professor whose interests match our own, but many of us (particularly the doe-eyed freshpeople) are paralyzed by the thought of approaching the mythic figures that make up the Columbia faculty.  It would hardly seem intuitive that this dissonance could be resolved by the pedantic, disingenuous panel discussions that plagued NSOP. How could human connections possibly come out of a sterilized and scripted environment? Yet the Center for Student Advising sought to do just that with their surprisingly genuine panel Friday afternoon on “How to Work with Your Professors.”

The event took the generic form of a Q&A session: three advising Deans, who are also professors, answered various questions from both the audience and a moderator, with the moderator prompting questions that had been e-mailed in prior to the event whenever the audience had nothing to ask. Most of the questions dealt with very pragmatic issues such as how to address a professor, when is it appropriate to ask for a letter of recommendation, and how to stay in touch with professors over the years.

While the questions varied somewhat in scope and seriousness, the general air of the panel’s responses all pointed to a simple truth. Professors have their quirks and interests just like anyone else; those interests are significantly more academic than most, but all they really want from you is to be curious about what they spend their entire lives studying. One of the panelists pointed out, “academia is not a nine to five job, it is twenty-four seven.” As professors, these people are probing the depths of human knowledge all of the time with the pure power of their intellect. That said, they still go out with their friends, they still brush their teeth in the morning, they still get up and walk down the street every day, just like us.  It may be easy to forget that as they pick apart your term paper or derive the field equations for an n-dimensional space, but that does not mean we have reason to treat them as anything other than what they are: brilliant and often incredibly interesting people.

The kind of forced sociability we have all come to associate with these formulaic events was superseded in this case by a sense of mutual benefit. The panelists wanted to talk to the people they described, and in some sense, we want to be the people they envision. Their description was so intuitive and organic that one can’t imagine other professors don’t agree with the sample provided. As much as we may begrudge it, no student can argue that they don’t want to be treated in the same manner as their professors wish to be: as (albeit still developing) people.

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Professors With(out) Benefits

Our dear university, hit hard by the recession, has been searching for ways to cut expenses.

With assistance from consulting firm McKinsey, they’ve been weighing their options, some of which so upset Michele Moody-Adams that (have you heard?) she resigned as Dean of the Columbia College. While these recommendations have not been made public—and perhaps shall never see the light of day—the University has enacted other policies aimed at saving money, including cutting back on payments for professors’ health insurance and their children’s college tuition.

Back in April,  the Task Force on Fringe Benefits (advised by McKinsey, which compared Columbia’s benefits program to those of 16 other universities) released a 38-page report. The report recommended sharply curtailing so-called “fringe benefits” for “Officers of the University” (which mostly means faculty, researchers, and librarians).

These are the specific recommendations the report made:

  • Only pay 80% (instead of 100%) of tuition costs for professors’ children who attend Columbia, and 40% (instead of 50%) of tuition cost for professors’ children who attend other schools. This one is self-explanatory, but extremely costly: professors would have to pay over $40,000 more for their kids to attend Columbia for four years! …Which is less than a “normal” parent pays for one year. But still.
  • Only allow faculty and staff members who are enrolled in a degree program to take one Columbia course (instead of 15 course credits) per semester for free.
  • Replace the generous POS 90 and POS 100 health insurance plans with a High-Deductible Health Plan and Health Savings Account. In English: In exchange for a monthly fee, the POS 90 and POS 100 plans cover 90% or 100% of all your health expenses once you’ve spent around $200 (known as the deductible) on health expenses each year. It’s a pretty sweet deal, so sweet that these plans are actually considered “Cadillac plans” and subject to high taxes under Obamacare. The HDHP, on the other hand, has lower monthly fees but a much higher deductible. The idea is that you put the money you would have spent on the monthly payments into a tax-free “health savings account,” instead of paying high monthly fees and relying on the University to pay for most of your medical expenses.
  • Stop giving contributions to retired professors and instead encourage them to open retirement accounts when they’re young. The University is basically taking the same strategy they took with health insurance: transition from a system in which the University makes payments to employees to one in which the University only provides accounts for professors to fill with a portion of their annual salary. (more…)
Core Professors Revealed, the Section Shuffling Begins

Another sort of Revelation that you'll study

We check SSOL so you don’t have to! A few days ago, Lit Hum and CC profs were unmasked, and today Art and Music Hummers should be up too. Bonus points if your Core professors are actually on CULPA. (Hint: they never are.) Google away then wallow or rejoice!

Update: Faculty Positions on ROTC

As the Task Force wraps up its proceedings, faculty members have taken definitive stances on the issue of ROTC’s return. An advertisement (pdf here) appeared in the print version of the Spectator on Monday, reprinting the faculty statement of support, countered by a new statement of opposition. You can read our post from February 19th which includes the full statement and names of pro-ROTC signatories here, and the opposition statement below. The list is dominated by members English, History and Anthropology departments, and some heavy hitters include:

  • MICHAEL TAUSSIG, Class of 1933 Professor of Anthropology
  • DAVID HELFAND, Professor, Astronomy
  • RASHID KHALIDI, Edward Said Professor of Arab Studies, MESAAS
  • GAYATRI CHAKRAVORTY SPIVAK, University Professor
  • MARY GORDON, McIntosh Professor of English, Barnard

COLUMBIA AND BARNARD FACULTY OPPOSED TO ROTC’S RETURN

We, the undersigned faculty members of Columbia University and Barnard College, wish to state our unequivocal opposition to the reinstatement of ROTC at Columbia… (more…)

Foner Gets Phallic

Foner, contemplating Colbert's question. Photo via Wikipedia Public Domain.

There’s nothing Bwog loves more than to wake up to a boner joke. Aren’t you glad we said “joke” at the end of that?

Anyway, Columbia’s very own superstar Professor Eric Foner stopped by The Colbert Report again (!) to discuss his new book “The Fiery Trial.” But before he even began to share his expertise on Abraham Lincoln and American slavery, Foner was asked a pressing (ha) question by Colbert:

“Does he know his name rhymes with boner?”

Watch Colbert’s intro here and Foner’s segment here.

AskBwog: What’s Up With Professor Titles?

If you’re like us, you’ve spent hours of valuable registration appointment time agonizing over whether to take a class with a visiting associate professor or an adjunct assistant.  What do these titles actually mean?  Bwog’s expert on esoteric distinctions, Jon Edelman, breaks it down.

According to the faculty handbook, there are twenty-three possible titles for the Arts and Sciences faculty, not counting the over 500 named professorships that go to members of “unusual academic distinction.”

At the bottom of the tenure track are Instructors, doctoral candidates who will become Assistant Professors when they complete their Ph.Ds.  After roughly six years of original scholarship, good teaching (as measured by course evaluations), and service to the department (working on committees and such), Assistant Professors can be granted tenure by the already-tenured members of the department and become Associate Professors.  Usually, if they publish enough, they’ll go on to become full Professors. Professors with “exceptional scholarly merit of the highest distinction and extended service to the university” can be appointed University Professors by the trustees.  Only eight professors can hold this title at once, unless one of them is seventy, in which case an exception is made in anticipation of his or her retirement.

Adjuncts, on the other hand, have it rougher.  Although there are Assistant, Associate and full adjunct Professors, and many are very accomplished, their positions can be terminated at will.  The wages are lower, and the work is part-time.  Many adjuncts hope  to get picked up for tenure-track jobs, but it doesn’t often happen unless they write a major book. There are also assorted Lecturers (both part and full-time), Professors of Professional Practice (for the grad schools) and visiting faculty from other schools, who also have Assistant/Associate/Full distinctions.  Does any of this mean anything about how good your professors will be?  Who knows?  In the meantime, we recommend sticking with CULPA.

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Instructors for Core Classes Posted

In case you guys didn’t know, instructors for Core classes that were previously without a professor have been out for a bit now. You can look them up in the Directory or on Courseworks. Protip for NSOPers this week: Take note of your sections and professors! Make friends in your class and gripe about the Iliad before even meeting your instructor; it’s the Columbian thing to do.

While Core classes are up now, some Bwoggers still have classes that remain professorless. Have all your teachers been announced? Any still anonymous? Let us know in the comments!

Bwoglines: What’s Going On Today Edition

Columbia professors have been elected to the American Academy of Arts and Sciences in the journalism, law, philosophy and geography categories.

Portable showers were provided for travelers stranded at JFK, desperate for hygiene. (Gothamist)

Doormen all over the city are poised to strike. (NYT)

Some scientists stake the claim that 3D movies are bad for you, and can cause nausea and headaches. (NYT)

Today is 4/20 (Spec)

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Alfred J. Kahn, Professor of Yore, Has Died

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c. 1998 | Photo via CU Record

Professor Emeritus Alfred Kahn passed away Friday before last in Hackensack at the age of 90.  He taught at the School of Social Work for fifty-seven years, starting in 1947.

He was the first to earn a doctorate in social welfare from the school in 1952 and spent his career monitoring the social programs of New York City and New York State.

Kahn was particularly interested in child welfare and was frequently consulted by government agencies and non-profits.  He later expanded his field of work to include poverty and its roots causes.

He is survived by his daughter and two siblings.

Economy Hits Economists, Economist on Economy

The Wall Street Journal reports that Columbia’s Economics department, along with Econ departments across the country, is hiring no new economists this year. Last year, Columbia made nine new hires, eight of whom were snagged from other schools.

Economists can generally make more working for the government or the private sector, but, for obvious reasons, jobs in those areas are not quite as plentiful as they used to be.

On the well-employed side of the economist equation, Columbia econ prof Jagdish Bhagwati weighed in on protectionism in the federal bailout package, arguing against a ‘Buy American’ provision in the bill. Sadly, the stimulus has no provision aiding ailing econ PhDs.   

Prof Club Backs NROTC

Some heavy (and not-so-heavy) hitting faculty came out in the Spec today endorsing NROTC’s presence on campus. Bwog is inquiring into the genesis of the list–mostly male–and will update as information becomes available. The ad ran as follows, with editorial notes in italics:

“We broadly support the return of ROTC to Columbia University — some of us unconditionally, others if legislation prohibiting military service by open homosexuals is reformed, and/or provision made for faculty control of appointments, curriculum and credit.  We all believe, in principle, that an ROTC program at Columbia is an appropriate
jacksoneducational responsibility of the university.”

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Michael Adler (School of Business)

Mark H. Anders (Earth and Environmental Sciences)

James H. Applegate (Astronomy, and co-chair of the 2005 University Senate committee on ROTC)

Richard T. Betts (Political Science)

Paul Duby (School of Engineering)

Eugene Galanter (Psychology, Emeritus)

Kenneth T. Jackson (History)


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Mark Kesselman (Political Science, Emeritus)

Robert A. McCaughey (History, Barnard, author of Columbia history Stand Columbia)

Letty Moss-Salentijn (College of Dental Medicine)

Richard M. Pious (Political Science, Barnard)

Robert Y. Shapiro (Political Science, Director of the Institute for Social and Economic Research and Policy (ISERP))

Allan Silver (Sociology)

Professor Remarks: Election Edition

Many of your professors will be ending class today with encouragements to get out and vote. Some of these encouragements will be partisan, others will be funny, and maybe a few will even inspire you to vote if you were planning on not doing so.

Bwog will be compiling an collection of such remarks right here in our Professor Remarks: Election Edition Anthology. Send quotes to bwog@columbia.edu or just use the comment thread. 

Herbert Sloan in American Civilization to the Civil War: “I hope you all work for the candidate of your choice on Monday.  That would at least make this ridiculous holiday that the University gave us slightly worth it.  This interruption of our semester is almost as ridiculous as the idea of 18 year olds voting.”

Karl Kroeber, in Religion, Literature, and Modernity: “Vote many times, and for the right guy.”

Philip Kitcher, in James Joyce: “If you don’t vote, you’re letting old people decide everything.”

Jill Shapiro in Race: Tangled History of a Biological Concept: “As they say in Chicago vote early and vote often.”