"If you have to ask, you don't want to know" - a scientist

When they aren’t whispering stories in our ear, Professors enjoy cooking up knowledge in the lab. In this weekly feature, Propugnator Scientiae Zach Kagan gives the low-down on what scientists at Columbia have been up to.

• In a new experiment neutrinos are detected to be still traveling faster than the speed of light. That’s right, the not-sure-if-trolling team of OPERA scientists from Gran Sasso, Italy have repeated their experiment and got the same results. Another Gran Sasso team have refuted the “superluminal” claims of OPERA with their own experiment. Now Bwog doesn’t know what to think, but at the very least be kind to you physics prof., that’s one hell of an existential crisis.
• Any good professor knows that if you need something done, you can get someone to do it for you. Usually that someone is a grad student, but in this case it’s bacteria! Engineering prof Scott Banta is working on creating microbes that will eat CO2 and ammonia waste and crap out sustainable biofuels. On a related note, why not honor our monocellular friends by giving a giant microbe plushie this holiday season? I hear salmonella is popular.
• If any of you southwesterners are nostalgic for the Dust Bowl era, it might be your lucky day. For everyone else, not so much, because according to Richard Seager of Columbia’s Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory, Dust Bowl conditions “will become the new climatology of the American Southwest.” After conducting 19 different climate simulations, the team concluded that extreme droughts will be commonplace in the coming decades. Coulmbians from the southwest, now might be good time to move, or at least brush up on your Steinbeck.
• In past BunsenBwogs we have talked about how W. Ian. Lipkin is a stone cold pathology fightin’ badass. Well, turns out disease never sleeps and neither does Professor Lipkin. This time he’s got Kawasaki disease in his sights. Kawasaki affects young children and causes inflammation of blood vessels, but the origins of the disease are a mystery. The latest theory is that particles of dust in the wind carry the infectious agent across Asia, so Lipkin and his team are sequencing dust samples from all over Japan to find the culprit.
• If you’re from outside the tri-state area then you are well aware of the TSA and its shenanigans in the name of safety. Well, if you’re heading out on a plane back home this holiday season you better pack an extra set of lead underpants: Columbia’s Dr. David Brenner believes that X-Ray body scanners not only let TSA agents see you in the buff, but also may cause up to 300 extra cases of cancer a year.

A gratuitous laughing panda for your viewing pleasure

Ivy League schools are under fire for animal abuse in their laboratories. Try to treat the subject of your next dissection with a little more kindness, k? (SFGate)

Working Muppets of All Countries, Unite! (Slate)

Thanks to some mice, we’re one step closer to developing a vaccine against the Ebola virus.

NYPD officers are in hot water for their Facebook comments about the West Indian American Day Parade: “They called people ‘animals’ and ‘savages.’ One comment said, ‘Drop a bomb and wipe them all out.’” (NYT)

According to some fancy film formula, Gremlins is, on average, the highest-grossing, best-received holiday film since 1981. (The Atlantic)

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Soon the world’s population will hit 7 billion! (New Yorker)
The new iPhone already ended at least one marriage. (HuffPo)
Unexpectedly large numbers of Americans believe that marijuana should be legal. (NYMag)
Dark matter is even more puzzling than we thought. (Wired)
Young eyes needed washing after porn was posted on Sesame Street’s YouTube channel. (Slate)

Upwards of two-thirds of New Yorkers support the OWS protestors. (Bloomberg)
Professor James Shapiro says Hollywood dissed Shakespeare. (NYTimes)

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Books, go hit 'em

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When they’re not headbanging or falling for our anecdote baiting, Columbia faculty enjoy getting dirty in the lab. Bwog takes a moment to look back on this week in science. Headlines were compiled by test-tube enthusiast Zach Kagan.

CSI is real—Columbia’s nanoscience brainboxes have created a device that can sequence DNA at the speed of a primetime crime drama. By dragging DNA through a nanopore, the individual nucleic acids create an electric potential that is analyzed by a computer. And at under $1000 dollars, it makes finding the father all that more affordable. Now if only the labs can find a way to enhance it.

What’s your poison? Chances are you didn’t say arsenic, but if you are drinking from a shallow well you might be swigging the unpopular chemical. A new Columbia study says that minerals in wells dug below 500 feet purify water from deadly arsenic, so remember to dig deep before you get your sip on.

Women of Columbia and Barnard: do you want to make $8000? That’s what Columbia researchers are offering for the donation of human eggs to create patient-specific stem cells (research that got a shout out on last week’s BunsenBwog). This has caused a bit of a controversy as some have described the incentive system as a slippery slope that leads to selling organs. But while the bioethicists wrestle with the issue there’s time for you to put your student debt in a headlock.

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure-trove of alternative energy. Columbia’s Earth Engineering Center claims that, if recycled using current technology, all the plastics thrown away annually could fuel 6 million cars or power 5.2 million homes for a whole year. Bwog has one word for you: plastics.

Don’t listen to what that guy down the hall with the Bob Marley poster says: a new study at the Mailman School claims that marijuana use doubles the chance of getting into a car accident.

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"If that's the world's smartest man, God help us." - Lucille Feynman

Yesterday, Jim Ottaviani, author of the recently released graphic novel “Feynman“, stopped by Butler as part of his book tour. He discussed Richard Feynman— his book about a sardonic Nobel Prize-winning physicist with a knack for bongos, and the appeal of graphic novels. Bwog Daily Editor and Feynman Fan Brian Wagner was in attendance.

To introduce the concept of a graphic novel based on the life of a physicist, Ottaviani began with a tour of science through pictures. A stone from over 5000 years ago illustrating how to calculate the square root of 2, a pop-up book on Euclid from the 1500s, quantitative pictures of fauna, and several other illustrations flashed onscreen. “Pictures also satisfy Moore’s Law,” Ottaviani explained. “The use of pictures in science doubles at roughly the same rate as predicted by the law… Okay, that’s not true. But the point is that science communicates with images!” the author explained to a chuckling crowd.

As for how using images in science translates to creating comics about scientists, that was explained by the vocabulary word of the evening: saccade. What are those, you non-bio majors ask? They are small, rapid eye movements made by humans as they observe something. When we “look” at a scene, our eyes do not remain fixed; rather, they jump around several dozen times per second in order to build up an accurate mental image (fun fact: the area which the human eye sees in clear focus is only the size of a coin held at arm’s length!). Thus, as Ottaviani likes to think of it, we’re making cartoons all the time out of these individual “frames”. Read more…

Overheard from Dr. Evelyn Hughes during a Frontiers of Science lecture today:

“Just because physicists don’t show videos of frogs doing it, that doesn’t mean we aren’t thinking about it.”

We’ll follow suit and spare you, but while we’re on the subject, we may as well introduce you fresh batch of College folk to what is almost a rite of passage. The following video was composed and performed for a Frontiers of Science homework assignment by Reni Lane CC’10 who also went on to sign with major label Custard/Universal Motown.

Bill Nye explains the rules of science

The Vagelos family is giving University of Pennsylvania a $13 million present to help the school create a new undergraduate program in energy research. As if helping students learn how to build solar powered cars isn’t enough, the program’s acronym is VIPER. Now we’re really jealous. (UPenn)

Barnard President D-Spar was inducted into the American Academy of Arts and Sciences this past weekend. (PR Newswire)

Sportaneous, the startup that wants you out of Butler and onto your much-maligned feet, got their app featured in the NYTimes. Sportaneous may not have helped the Times reporter find a pick-up game, but it was responsible for some quaffle-throwing mischief on the lawns recently. (NYT)

The Tevatron, formerly the world’s largest particle collider and a symbol of America’s scientific dominance, has powered down for the last time. Now it’s up to the Europeans to discover the Universe’s secrets, so at least we know they’ll be well-fed as they do it. (Wired)

But changes in science don’t always have to benefit mankind. Nestle has unrolled a new commercial targeted at our best friend—dogs. Yes, dogs. (Reuters)

No matter what changes science throws our way, there’s always some good news. According to a group of neuroscientists, evil isn’t real. CC is gonna be so boring now. (Slate)

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Liquid nitrogen: it's like getting iced, but... much worse.

The physics community’s collective world was recently rocked by the latest results from CERN, with some now claiming that they have measured neutrinos traveling faster than the speed of light. While the discrepancy is small (only 60 nanoseconds), it could force physicists to reconsider Einstein’s theory of relativity. Columbia’s go-to physics rock star, Brain Greene, remains skeptical: “I would bet just about everything I hold dear that this won’t hold up to scrutiny.” Ouch.

One million Americans suffer from Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, but researchers have yet to understand its causes. Earlier studies suggested that the condition might stem from the XMRV virus or one of the related mouse leukemia viruses. However, recent data from patient blood work finds no correlation between XMRV and chronic fatigue syndrome. Mailman School of Public Health Professor W. Ian Lipkin is conducting his own study, though other faculty members such as Vincent Racaniello agree that “it’s clearly time to move on.”

The blood-brain barrier makes it impossible for doctors to intravenously deliver drugs to the brain. Or at least it was impossible until Columbia professor Elisa Konofagou developed a method using short ultra sound pulses to safely open the blood-brain barrier. Konfagou believes this method will lead to treatments for diseases such as Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s. Cue an updated Frontiers curriculum.

Graphene has already established a reputation as an incredibly versatile material, but things might just get even better—a new paper published by a large collaboration of Columbia professors and graduate students hints at an unplumbed frontier in the nitrogen doping of graphene. The embedded nitrogen atoms profoundly change the electrical properties of the graphene, albeit only in a two-atom radius, making it highly tunable and useful for electronics. That’s all well and good, but could it possibly be worth all those Girl Scout cookies?

IcyHawt image via Wikimedia Commons.

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Columbia scientists take no vacations!

Defying conventional medical technology, one Columbia engineer has decided to build his way out of the HIV/AIDS pandemic in Africa. The mChip, now passing its fourth year of testing, aims to deliver the diagnostic capabilities of a full-fledged lab to patients on a hundred-dollar chip. In case that’s not impressive, the lab-on-a-chip has a 100-percent detection rate for HIV in only 15 minutes testing time. The project’s team hopes to extend the chip’s superpowers to also detecting hepatitis B or C as well as the most common sexually-transmitted diseases. The team even plans to integrate the chip with satellite or cell phone equipment in order to transmit results wirelessly to doctors—though in a post-Steve Jobs world, we can only hope that all that miniaturization doesn’t get in the way of usability.

Seismologists at the Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory briefly poked their heads into the media to help ease New Yorker’s concerns over this week’s earthquake. In addition to helping bump up the quake from a 5.8 to a 5.9, the scientists are going to use the collected data to learn more about the underlying rock. Who knows, maybe they’ll find an entire village buried beneath Central Park.

For the first time ever, Columbia neuroscientists were able to convert ordinary skin cells into functional forebrain neurons using direct reprogramming techniques. The recent achievement offers a glimmer of promise for treatment of neurodegenerative diseases such as Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s. While gene therapy has shown its success in treating “bubble boy” disease, we wonder if someone has tried their regeneration experiment on a familiar campus icon.

A new study by the university’s National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse has found that teenagers who use online social networking sites are more likely to engage in drug use. The risk increases fivefold for tobacco, threefold for alcohol, and twofold for marijuana. Some even say a parallel can be drawn to another cultural phenomenon involving ironic facial hair. (Just say no, 2015ers)

Scientists via Wikimedia Commons

When they’re not jamming or answering our inane questions, Columbia faculty enjoy getting dirty in the lab. Bwog takes a moment to look back on this week in science. Headlines were compiled by our Resident Scary-Number-Things Expert Ricky Raudales.

• Using cutting-edge computer models, scientists at the Earth Observatory determined that the depletion of ozone over Antarctica has directly affected climate patterns as far north as the tropics. If you’re somehow still not convinced of global warming, here’s a time-lapse progressionillustrating the formation of the now 11.5 million square-mile hole. (CNN)
  
• The Times recounts the efforts of our own Ponisseril Somasundaran, chemical engineer and a leading expert in surfactants, who developed safer alternatives to the petroleum-based dispersants used in the recent oil spill. Because fighting oil with even more oil just sounds, you know, silly. (NYTimes)
• Bigshot, a pet project of the director of Columbia’s Computer Vision Laboratory, invites children to learn about the science behind digital cameras by providing them their own DIY kits. Bwog wonders how long it’ll take for a Brooklyn startup to start marketing the camera to hipsters. (NYTimes)
• Thanks to data collected from the growth rings of ancient trees, Columbia researchers have pinpointed several record droughts that may have contributed to the decline of the Mayan and Toltec civilizations. So you see, real hard science can help out its cousins in the bunkum pseudosciences anthropological sciences, after all. (InsideScience)

Wrenching image via Wikimedia.

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No time to look at the camera when you're doing science

When they’re not headbanging or answering our inane questions, Columbia faculty enjoy getting dirty in the lab. Bwog takes a moment to look back on this week in science. Headlines were compiled by our Strong-Willed but Gentle- Handed Correspondent Ricky Raudales.

• A team of scientists recreated functioning enzymes that date back between one and four billion years ago, revealing, in turn, that the earth was once hotter and more acidic. Sorry 90’s retro junkies, but we’re not closer to hatching a baby Velociraptor anytime soon.
  
• When in doubt, adding more is better. Columbia neuroscientists discovered that mice with more hippocampal neurons make wiser decisions and, when combined with exercise, exhibit fewer signs of anxiety.
• Researchers at the B-school’s Center for Research on Environmental Decisions (CERD) determined that various social factors, such as perception of the current weather affect people’s acceptance of global warming. In a less innocuous correlation, self-identifying Democrats are more likely acceptors than those who identify themselves as Republicans.
• Researchers at Columbia and Israel’s Ben Gurion University found that judges were hungry for justice. Literally. Apparently judges are less likely to grant prisoners parole if they have not eaten in a while.

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Does the grid make the perspective or does the perspective make the grid?

Prospies currently attempting to get a perspective into life at Columbia may be flustered as their peers rattle the names of their other college acceptances. But remember—it’s all about perspective. The salutatorian of Bronx Science got into six Ivies and is “just trying to refrain from any hubris,” but an acceptance to Columbia is still an incredible feat in itself. (NYDaily)

One columnist questions commonly held views on “Internet Addiction,” arguing, “if a pastime is not classy, those who love it are ‘addicted.’” (NYTimes)

In a recent episode of All Things Considered, Columbia’s beloved Brian Greene explained how recent findings at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory could change how we look at the universe. (NPR, US LHC)

The outcome of one man’s recent lawsuit is poised to question how employers perceive gender. (NYTimes)

NYMag offers three fascinating perspectives into the mind of post-crash Wall Street. (NYMag)

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The 'bad guy'

Bwog’s resident Star Gazer Zach Kagan writes in with tidbits of information from Hugh Crowl‘s lecture, “When Bad Things Happen to Good Galaxies,” on doom and gloom for major galaxies. Behold the cosmic drama!

The Audience at the most recent Public Lecture and Stargazing, held in the bowels of Pupin (correctly pronounced “pew-PEEN”) Hall, spanned ages 8 to 88. The turn out was surprisingly high for 8 pm on a Friday. Assembled were families with kids, high school students scribbling down answers on their worksheets, bored NYU students, and a hodgepodge of NYC space lovers. The lecture, given by a cheery Columbia post-doc, was entertaining and not too technical, and enlivened with beautiful images and nifty 3D animations.

The bad things Dr. Crowl refers to in the title of his lecture are galactic collisions that send stable, disc-shaped galaxies into utter chaos. M82, a galaxy tucked away in the Ursa Major constellation, is one of those unfortunate galaxies, influenced by its larger neighbor, M81. The shape of the galaxy has been deformed and gasses have been forced through M82’s core creating a large quantity of baby stars. But there’s a bigger problem—larger galaxies don’t just bully smaller ones into making more stars, they eat them, too. The gravitational force of the larger galaxy rips the smaller one apart and then absorbs its stars. The black holes that lie at the center of most galaxies collide and combine, making a bigger galaxy. It has happened to our closest neighbor, Andromeda, as well as our own Milky Way several times, and one day these two galaxies will duke it out. Of course this is on the time scale of hundreds of millions of years, so don’t worry too much about it.

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Science is classy

When they’re not having a jamboree or bringing light to the world, Columbia faculty enjoy getting dirty in the lab. Bwog takes a moment to look back on this week in science. Headlines were compiled by our Not Bill Nye But Still a Science Guy Correspondent Ricky Raudales.

• Following the publication of the two largest studies of Alzheimer’s disease, researchers believe the disease may be linked to a failure to metabolize cholesterol. The recent findings, which lend credulity in implicating the role of the dynamic ApoE gene, have at least one Columbia researcher giddy.
  
• Columbia University scientists confirmed that the virus that killed two wild mountain gorillas in 2009 had human origins. While it’s perhaps the first of such recorded human-to-gorilla transmissions, we’re certain gorillas have stronger reasons to fear us.
• Turns out Art and Science look out for one another. Working with the Metropolitan Museum of Art, a team of Columbia researchers employed immunological techniques to analyze centuries’ worth of canvas masterpieces.
• A Times Op-Ed piece entitled “Tools for Thinking” recently featured the “path dependence” theory of CU linguist John McWhorter. While useful in explaining preferences for some human conventions over others, we doubt Housing Selection will ever be explicable.

Dapper scientist via Wikimedia Commons.

Science is nuts.

When they’re not rocking out or helping the community, Columbia faculty enjoy getting dirty in the lab. Bwog takes a moment to look back on this week in science. Headlines were compiled by our Northside Correspondent Ricky Raudales.

• In light of recent findings, a Columbia psychiatrist predicts that only about fifty percent of antidepressant users are medically diagnosed with a relevant condition. Bwog reminds you that your frat’s armchair psychologist should not be prescribing you medication.
• Collaborating with Harvard, Columbia researchers have announced that iPS stem cells are effectively identical to conventional hESCs stem cells. With this Columbia hopes to move a step forward in solving its rodent problem—that is, by creating hundreds of Hawkma clones.
• Call it the “Year of the Higgs.” Columbia physicist Gustaaf Brooijmans will cohost a webcast on the CMS and ATLAS projects, marking the long-awaited revival of CERN.
• According to a comprehensive study of Manhattanites, consumers of diet soda had a 61 percent elevated risk of heart attack or stroke over a nine-year period. As spring not yet sprung (nor waltzed), Bwog thinks you should try a more appropriate beverage anyway.
• One campus climatologist vouches for the severe weather predicted for New York over the next century. With that said, we predict next year’s snow season may see the likes of a Snowpocalypse 3, giving rise to many a snow phallus.