#there’s always money in the banana stand
Venkatesh (May Have) Misused >$200k

An article in The New York Times appearing in print tomorrow contains shocking allegations of a money-misuse scandal at Columbia. Professor of Sociology Sudir Venkatesh appears to have been internally investigated for illicitly spending over $200,000 in school funds, and paid back only $13,000. An excerpt from The New York Times gives the details:

All told, the auditors listed $19,405 in “inappropriate transactions” — like $1,514 in town car charges — and $221,960 in expenses with “insufficient documentation” — like payments to unnamed research subjects…Professor Venkatesh directed $52,328 to someone without any ‘documented evidence of work performed.’ …He charged Columbia for town cars to take him around, to take his fiancée home from work one late night, to take someone — it is not specified whom — from Professor Venkatesh’s address to a building that houses a nail salon and a psychic. All told, auditors questioned expenses amounting to $241,364.83.

The Times did note that “The documents do not indicate what judgment Columbia administrators reached about the audit, or what actions, if any, they took as a result.”

Venkatesh via ChigacoMag

Bwoglines: Research Edition

Binoculars make researching what is directly in front of you much easier

Phones are no longer the only consumer product to be made from bananas! Researchers in Brazil have developed a plastic from the cellulose in bananas and other plants that can be used in cars. (Wired)

Content farms do not grow bananas, pineapples, or any other plant matter. Instead they serve as sometimes-surprising-but-mostly-predictable cultural mirrors. “We are, it seems, avid TV watchers who adore sports, pets, and our families, worry about our jobs, and suffer from hypochondria.” (Slate)

The 100th anniversary of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire was last week and the Gray Lady (now with paywall!) takes a look at the media’s role in shaping public perception and even includes some snazzy primary documents.

Speaking of the Gray Lady, she has good things to say about Sunday night’s Japan benefit concert. Notably, the effort raised $34,000 for Japan Society’s Earthquake Relief Fund.

Rejection burns like spilled coffee, according to a new study. “No other negative emotion, not anger and not fear, elicits reactions in the pain matrix of the brain.” (Bloomberg)

Since Columbians never complain about anything, this might come as a shock: hating similar things is a great way to make friends. (NY Mag)

Superstar in residence Jeffrey Sachs recounts his recent trip to Egypt and Tunisia, prescribing economic reforms that he hopes will sustain the fledgling democracies. (NYT)

Oracular Spectacular via Wikimedia Commons

p.s. Housing starts today!

JJ lounge undergoing transformation this morning

Bwoglines: Sound Bytes Edition

The act of biting

“I’m calling the shots today, get up out of bed, into school!”Magic Johnson (NYT)

“The present moment has nothing to do with me personally, with Hosni Mubarak, but with a situation of Egypt in its present and the future of its sons.” – Hosni Mubarak, who has just stepped down as president. (Al Jazeera, NYT)

“What does Valentines Day mean to you?” – Your fellow students (Spec)

“Where’s bin Laden at!”Libertarians (CBS)

“There’s always money in the banana stand taxi medallion” – George Bluth Sr. (Gothamist)

Image via Wikimedia

I’ve memorized every crack in the wall of the card catalogue room but sadly, nothing else…

Leo Gertsenshteyn reports:

A man in a banana costume just ran screaming through 209 Butler. Luckily, it has promptly returned to being an uneventful night of studying and NSA sex in the stacks.

And overheard in Butler Cafe:

Girl: Oh guess what! I’m soooo excited! I got my books on
Mesopotamia today!
Guy: Oh, cool. What class are they for?
Girl: Oh, they’re just fun books on Mesopotamia, for my own reading
pleasure.
Guy (a little caught off gaurd): Oh . . . I didn’t know they made
FUN books about Mesapotamia.
Girl: Don’t be silly! Are there any other kind!!??