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“The Vile and the Noble”: Bwog’s Inaugural Wine Column
grapes upon grapes

Why can't we major in oenology?

Did you know that Bwog was an armchair oenologist? Neither did we, until today. Please raise your Nalgenes as we venture together into the mysterious world of wine columns. We hope to be bringing back whatever wisdom we can garner from free tastings at International, instructional YouTube videos, and the notoriously inconsequential conjectures of the social sciences. Former Bwog editor Claire Sabel comes out of retirement in the name of terroir.

During her talk on Wednesday evening at EC’s Heyman Center, the adorably French and effortlessly eloquent sociologist Marion Fourcade offered a persuasive account of “the relationship of social classification to social structure” using the example of the state-controlled classification systems of wine in the Burgundy region. She illustrated the relevance of the proposition made by Émile Durkheim, that the way we judge things follows the way we judge people, barring her  use of slides from Asterix.

Fourcade analyzed the social, economic, and historical factors that lend the culture of wine production and consumption such an air of connoisseurship and esoterism. By illustrating the historical contingency of the concept of terroir—the particular geological, climatic, and ecological factors determining the subtleties of any particular grape—she exposed the supposedly “scientific” consensus as one that was more directly structured around social and political interests. A gross simplification of the notoriously tricky Bordeaux classification, is that the richest and most powerful people certified that their wine was the best, and thus reaped the profits from the lucrative and artificially imposed certification.

“Social context does indeed structure sensory experience,” Fourcade argued. So when you taste a fabulously expensive bottle of wine, the correspondingly fabulous taste reflects the price tag, rather than the chemical reactions taking place on your tongue. This should come as no particular surprise—there was a time when you probably would have sacrificed a limb for a shiny Pokémon card, yet it is worth investigating why wine should sustain such a particularly complex infrastructure of imagined value and expertise.

Nowhere in the Core will you learn about the other judgement of Paris, a famous blind taste-test from 1976 when American wines triumphed over some of the most exclusive French vintages. But it is a pretty publicly-acknowledged fact that the amount of enjoyment you derive from drinking wine has almost everything to do with the information you’re equipped with before tasting it.

enough wine talk, says SEAS, read some science after the break

Hey, I Have This Great Idea…

“People like chocolate. People like wine. Let’s put them together.”


When we spotted ChocoVine featured prominently at the front of our fair International the other day, the first thing we wanted to see was the supply and demand curve used in the slide deck that eventually produced this abomination. The second thing we wondered was what the hell it tasted like. Perhaps we should have been tipped off when we bought the bottle and the cashier at International told us, “Ehh… I didn’t want to bring it in,” and muttered something about how the bottle just exudes class. Nevertheless, the intrepid Bwog staff tried it so you don’t have to. Our gut reactions below.

Initial Reactions

  • “Holy shit”
  • “Oh God”
  • “My mouth hurts”
  • “The consistency of this is really alarming”
  • “Oh this is authentic
  • “Anybody else getting a cough syrup aftertaste?”

More reactions and assessment after the jump

Cooking with Bwog: Keepin’ It Classy with Bread and Cheese

In this week’s Cooking with Bwog, resident culinary maestro Matt Powell teams up with his friend, fiendish cheese connoisseur Amanda Tien, to bring you some bread and cheese combinations so fancy they make you feel bougie just lookin’ at ‘em!

Course #1: Mango Ginger Chutney

To start, a savory pairing. Start off with a fil-a-buster cow’s milk cheese paired with a sourdough loaf and mango chutney. The Fil-a-Buster is a raw cow’s milk cheese from Vermont and it packs quite a punch. Melted on top of the sourdough under the broiler, the cheese oozes with flavor. This chutney provides a strong and Indian-inspired counterbalance to the cheese.

Ingredients

  • 2 mangos
  • ¼ C red wine vinegar
  • ¼ C sugar
  • 1 tsp. salt
  • 1 1-inch piece of ginger, peeled
  • 1 jalapeno
  • ½ tsp. cumin
  • ½ tsp. coriander seeds
  • 1 cinnamon stick
  • 1 star anise
  • 2 tbsp. canola oil

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The Morningside Almanac: Week of 11/3

Parsnip, anyone?

Comestibles and potables to look out for at the Greenmarket today:

  • Spinach at Gonzales Farms
  • Mushrooms at Madura Farm (They suggest using oyster mushrooms in a satay because of their “wonderful aroma when cooked.”)
  • Parsnips at Stannard’s Farm
  • Fresh chèvre cheese at Ardith Mae
  • 2 for $20 Chardonnay sale at Food & Wine

Cathy Erway from Not Eating Out in New York will be doing a cooking demo and selling her book The Art of Eating In.

The market will be open on Tuesday, November 23rd instead of Thanksgiving Day.

Use EBT/debit/credit if you’ve got no cash.

Photo via Flickr


Hold Fast to the Spirit of Youth, Let the Years to Come Do What They May

A view from John Jay 10. Thanks to Chris McGinn, CC ’13, for sending this in!

Free Wine and Sophistication

The Visual Arts Class of 2009 will have a double celebration for their work and thesis exhibitions today. The most artistically inclined among us will be hosting Open Studios at Watson Hall at 612 115th Street and Broadway from 4-6. The Thesis Exhibition Opening will follow from 6-8 at the Neiman Gallery in Dodge. Remember to bring a discerning eye and the 14 ID’s required to drink.

Free Food: Saturday Night Asian Style

What would Saturday night be with out a dance party in Lerner, free food and student association spirit? Bwog simply does not know.  Tonight brings you not just Ahimsa and the HSO’s celebration of Diwali, one of the most important Indian holidays of the year, but also the Korean Students Association’s rendition of Pojangmacha – that’s outdoor eating done Korean style! Sometimes life is so sweet, the only difficult part will be deciding which to go to first…

Bwog recommends starting at Diwali for a little dancing in Roone,  some naan noshing and some more schmoozing with TAAL from 7:30  til 9 and then heading over to the Ancell Plaza for the final hour of Ponjangmacha.  Although the event starts at 7, if you’re lucky, some Soju and other forms of Korean street food and drink might be left for you to enjoy!

Bwog on a Budget: Cheap Shots

Classes are tough, the economy is bad, life is hard. But drinking is always good. Unfortunately in recent times, we’ve have seen our drinking habits suffer due to Columbia’s war on fun and the economy’s war on our wallets.   When a bar tab on any given night out easily runs upwards of $25, the simple solution is to buy in bulk.  That’s right, skip the bar and go straight to the liquor store for a handle.  Think how many drinks you can make and how much money you can save by purchasing a huge fifth of Jack Daniels instead of seven watered-down cocktails.  

Like bars, however, all liquor stores are not created equal.  Today Bwog on a Budget brings you a rundown of the most affordable and most expensive liquor stores in the area.  To determine the valor of each liquor store, Bwog compared the prices charged for a fifth of Jack Daniels, 750 ML size of Smirnoff vodka, a bottle of Yellow Tail chardonnay and a magnum of Robert Mondavi merlot.  Admittedly Bwog is no enologist; the wines were selected because they are prevalent and relatively potable.

 

International Wines and Liquor

Broadway between 113th and 114th Sts

Sure, International is convenient and user-friendly but the prices are high. To make matters worse, their ID policy is unpredictable.

Smirnoff: $19

Jack Daniels: $25

Yellow Tail: $9

Robert Mondavi: $16

Uptown

Ramon A. Jimenez


3139 Broadway at 123rd St

Ramon’s got a pretty decent selection of cheap wine, but no Mondavi and no magnums.  His pre-chilled wine selection is not terribly extensive. Also it’s a bit of a walk.

Smirnoff: $15.99

Jack Daniels: $24.99

Yellow Tail: $7.99

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Potent Potables for Zero Dollaz

wineRight now now now outside the 116th Gates is a cute little truck giving away Pom’s new iced coffee product, which seems like their answer to the Frappuccino, and asking for feedback. It’s a frenzy!

And in approximately three hours–from 5 to 6pm–try some Hungarian wines at the almost-brand-new Vino Fino, just a few blocks north on Amsterdam. We presume they’ll be carding, but maybe not, and regardless it’s a classy way to start the evening for those of age.

Senior Dinner: The Morning After

 

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It’s 2pm the next afternoon and seniors are just starting to hungoverly roll out of bed. Notice we didn’t say “their” beds.

 

The Senior Dinner crowd last night was a mixture of the excellent (our friends) and the obnoxious (everyone else). A series of speakers were ignored until Quigley appeared on stage. Launching into one of his characteristic speeches, he reminded us that “While it may be love that makes the world go round, wine makes it go around twice as fast” and that “When an employment ad asks for a Harvard grad or the equivalent, that means two Princeton grads, three Penn grads, or a Columbia grad part-time on the weekend.” Ha-cha!

Soon, however, the speeches were over, and we got down to the business of eating. Just kidding. We actually wandered around the the tent saying disingenuous hellos to freshman floormates, only to return to seats which had been long cleared of our uneaten food. Damn.

In the spirit of cross-class communication, the Bwog is proud to conclude this post with our very own set of Senior Dinner rules. For you, children. For you.

  1. Heed the “no spike heels because they’ll sink into the grass” email warning. Especially if you are fat.
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  3. Don’t get caught stealing wine from Bwog’s table.
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  5. Don’t worry about wolfing down your dessert. The ice cream somehow has the property of not melting. After 30 minutes of observation, Bwog’s dining partner concluded that this is creepy.
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  7. Laugh at Quigley’s jokes. It makes him grin like a foolish British schoolboy.
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  9. Get hammered. The whole thing goes down much easier that way.