Feb

8

Personals: Last Stop Before Valentine’s Day

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Welcome to Week 2 of the Bwog’s Personals– a good one for Sufjan Stevens fans!

Every Wednesday we’re giving you FULL ACCESS to profiles of eligible bachelors and bachelorettes, all of whom have undergone the Bwog’s rigorous personality and STD testing. Someone look like the guy or gal of your dreams? Email [email protected] with the single’s name in the subject line, put in a sentence or two about yourself, and if our bachelor or bachelorette picks you out of the teeming hordes, the Bwog will spring $10 for a coffee date. That’s at least a Venti frap each (assuming the Starbuckers don’t go on strike).

Concerned? Intrigued? Vaguely aroused? Check out the two profiles below or nominate yourself or a friend for next week by emailing [email protected] (by the way, straight as an arrow or bent 180, we take all sorts).

Guy for Girl or Guy Girl for Guy



Name: (Allen) Chanani
School: CC
Year: 2006
Major: Architecture
Hometown: Newton, MA

Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:
John Wayne Gacy, Jr. – Sufjan Stevens
Nightmare by the Sea – Jeff Buckley
Cello Song – Nick Drake

Flight, invisibility, or freezing time?
What do you mean? I can already fly. I’m SUPERMAN! I guess freezing time would be useful. For papers. And studio projects.

Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
Boyshorts (on you, not me)

It’s 10 o’clock on a Wednesday night– where can you be found?
Drunk off my ass on my way back from ski practice. Alternatively in the library starting my work.

Ideal partner OR ideal date in three words or less:

Bulldog/Alaskan Husky

Complete the sentence: True love…
True love mates… is old people screaming at each other.

Blue or White?
Always blue!

Allen! You’re the one for me!



Name: Emily
School: CC
Year: 2006
Major: History
Hometown: Washington, D.C.

Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:
Une année sans lumière – Arcade Fire
Banquet – Bloc Party
The Transfiguration – Sufjan Stevens

Flight, invisibility, or freezing time?
Freezing time.

Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
Out of my ‘Days of the Week’ series, I’d say Thursday is my favorite.

It’s 10 o’clock on a Wednesday night– where can you be found?

Nursing a hot toddy over a little competitive canasta.

Ideal partner OR ideal date in three words or less:

Dance, Dance Revolution

Complete the sentence: True love…
True love is… cookies.

Blue or White?

Color is a social construct.

Emily! You’re the one for me!

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