Apr

4

“We are all standing around here like fucking idiots”

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Seniors with bad lottery numbers just discovered whether redemption could be found in Senior Regroup.

Regroup was subdued this year; everyone had planned out their responses to a low number beforehand, in an attempt to gain entry into one of the coveted remaining two Hogan 5-person suites and four remaining EC 5-person high-rises.

Tammi Lee C ’07, thrilled to snag a 5-person EC high rise suite, celebrated with three of her best friends and Justin. Justin? “They know him. I just met him.”

Also witnessed was a junior girl, lamenting the shaft she received: “They’ll end up in fucking Hogan. And I’ll end up in fucking Broadway.”

Celebrations and lamentations were subdued. “Pretty tame,” said housing guru Steve Estes. The jungle of regroup has been tamed. The juniors may now begin their feeding frenzy. Check Bwog for more details throughout the week.

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2 Comments

  1. sir paul

    Rocky raccoon checked into his room

    Only to find gideon�s bible

    Rocky had come equipped with a gun

    To shoot off the legs of his rival

  2. chin  

    did bwog even exist at 3am on november 30 1999?

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