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Lipo: $10,120. An All Girls School Right Next Door: Priceless

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The Barnard Spring Party and Auction is coming up on May 8th and Bwog is drooling over the items up for auction.

Bwog’s favorites:

NAME A CHARACTER IN ANNA QUINDLEN’S NEXT BOOK
Here’s an opportunity to be immortal: choose a name—your own, your child’s, a grandchild’s, or someone from your imagination—and best-selling author, Newsweek columnist, and Barnard board chair Anna Quindlen will use the name for a character in her next book. There is always the possibility of a film treatment, so think big! Our thanks to Anna Quindlen ’74.
Retail Value: Priceless

COLLEGE CONSULTATION
This could be one of the most valuable hours in your child’s, or grandchild’s, academic career: an hour-long private session at the College with Barnard’s Dean of Admissions Jennifer Fondiller ’88. Thank you, Dean Fondiller.
Retail Value: Priceless, Minimum Bid: $100, Bid Increments: $50

PAMPER YOURSELF!
Go all the way, baby, with a liposuction treatment! Later, treat
yourself to a one-hour Swedish massage in your home from a licensed
therapist. Treatment will be done at physician’s discretion. For the
lipo, you must be in good heath and a good candidate (55 years and
older need medical clearance). Thank you, Dr. Rhoda Scharf Narins ’62
and Dr. David Narins, Diana Newman ’92, and Grashka Stefanczyk, ltd.
Retail Value: $10,120

For those of you who can’t afford the $150-$100,000 tickets to the event, you can place an absentee bid here.

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7 Comments

  1. hey bwog  

    I totally saw you change the title on this one. Yes, yes I did!

  2. Lee C. Bollinger  

    I HEREBY RESIGN!!!

  3. Hah  

    Prezbo doesn't read the Spec. Do you think he reads this?



    I dare someone to e-mail him a link to the bwog tomorrow.

  4. I was in hewitt today...  

    and i saw at least 50 separate "people" who should be vying for that lipo prize. i only use quotes because when i was walking without my glasses i nearly walked into a wall, who turned around and tried to bite me.

  5. Boo  

    Gawker just put up a post about this very topic, but failed to cite the Bwog. Apparently some Barnard alum informed them.

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