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Bwog Personals — First-year men seeking women

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The arrival of a quarter of the undergraduate population has expanded the pool of dateable singles. In the interest of facilitating romance,  Bwog culled through first-year flesh to find these strapping young gentlemen.

Either one look like the guy of your dreams? Email [email protected] with the single’s name in the subject line, put in a sentence or two about yourself, and if our bachelor picks you out of the teeming hordes, the Bwog will spring $5 for a coffee date (we’re in a recession). That’s a tall coffee each, at least.

Guy for Girl
Guy for Girl
 
rajat
 
ross

 

Name: Rajat

School: SEAS

Year: 2010

Major: Undecided

Hometown: Milburn, NJ

Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:

I don’t use iTunes, I use Windows Media Player.

You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods– what are they?

Fortune cookies, Pad Thai, General Tso’s Chicken

Describe your favorite pair of underwear.

They are light blue with ducks

It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon– where can you be found?

Hanging out on campus with friends

Nightmare ideal date in three words or less:

Over-enthusiastic, clingy, apolitical

So, what are you doing after college?

Business.

Really? Yeah, I’m not a typical engineer. I don’t do the research thing.

Complete the sentence: When I first came to Columbia I thought…

Damn, there’s a lot of asians

TCBY or Tasty-d-lite?

I’ve never had TCBY, so Tasty.

 

Name: Ross

School: College

Year: 2010

Major: Let’s just say, sociology

Hometown: Danville, Kentucky

Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:

Touch the Sky — Kanye West

Passenger Seat — Death Cab for Cutie

Southwood Plantation Road — The Mountain Goats

You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods– what are they?

Hummus, chocolate chip cookie dough ice-cream… Ooh, the ice cream would melt on a desert island, oh, whatever. Desert doesn’t necessarily mean hot. Oh, and Bugles.

Nightmare date in three words or less:

Interaction becomes hairy. (You take that how you will)

So, what do you want to do after college?

Be a horse trainer.

Really? Yeah, it’s neat and a Kentucky thing to do.

Complete the sentence: When I first came to Columbia I thought…

I was in over my head.

Flight, invisibility, or X-ray vision?

Flight. The others, people will think you are a perv.

Unusual talents?

I can solve a rubix cube in a minute. I’m good at learning patterns and making people go “wow.”

Concerned? Intrigued? Vaguely aroused? Check out the two profiles below or nominate yourself or a friend for next week by emailing [email protected] (by the way, straight as an arrow or bent 180, we take all sorts).

 

 

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16 Comments

  1. Huh.  

    Ross is actually kind of cute, and his survey doesn't make me want to strangle him. Very unusual for a Bwog personal.

  2. ech

    sticking to my own year...

  3. ummm

    i'll take the one who likes the mountain goats...

  4. Huh.  

    Ross is actually kind of cute, and his survey doesn't make me want to strangle him. Very unusual for a Bwog personal.

  5. BLECH!

    Rajat isn't even a real engineer. To think, I was mildly aroused by the "SEAS" status.

  6. Oy Vey...  

    An Engineer? Going into the Business field? Surely I've never seen such a thing in all my time here.

    It's great when the interviewee provides his own punchline.

  7. WHAT???!

    it's "tasti," not "tasty"! (bitches!)

  8. someone

    rajat and ross should make out with each other

  9. between

    the two of them, i'd rather masturbate to pictures of dead babies.

  10. Rajat  

    In my defense i was hung over

  11. solve

    solve me like you solve that rubix cube, and we might have a future...

  12. barnyard  

    personally, i think they're really hot.

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