EVERYONE QUIT FACEBOOK
Written by Bwog Staff
As of 3:06 am, that girl who sat ahead of us in high school biology is
no longer single. Some photos of our little sister in potentially
compromising situations have been unjustly revealed. Some guy we
barely know has just friended some girl we never knew. And now the world knows the groups we just joined. And the friends we have.
Some may say the new changes still permit voluntary membership to the
digital world. But who has the time to individually delete each trifle friendship or relationship announcement, a group membership, a photo tag, from his or her “mini-feed?” Such a lifestyle would give new meaning to the word “heinous”.
“Make it stop!” Bwog says. “This time Zuckerberg, you’ve gone too far!”
You can quit your facebook account and rejoin whenever you like–you go to “My Account,” scroll to the bottom, and quit. After doing so, any time you wish to rejoin, you simply sign in, they send you an email, and you will have your same profile, with your same groups and your same friends.
Everyone: go quit. In the message you are required to send, tell them that they have ruined facebook. Tell them you want no part of it. And tell them you will rejoin when the new changes are eliminated.