zoolander“Suck” count: 5x, “Sex” count: 4x, “Rut” count: 28x

A rip-off of UPenn’s 34th Street magazine’s “Shout-outs” feature

For the record: Yes, I was in Magnolia. Let me move on!

If an administrator came to sit with Bwog at brunch, we’d scoff, and carry our tray elsewhere

Giving Zoolander more credit than he deserves