It’s registration week again, and for all the liberal arts majors looking for yet another substance-less “interesting”-sounding class to clear that 12-point “full time student” hurdle, or a weighed down science major seeking an escape, Bwog has done the favor of combing through the mammoth Directory of Classes- er, well, we only really cared about the titles. Henceforth we present the sequel to the September
Blue and White‘s “Alternative Registration“- Spring 2007’s most curious course headings.

I. The Pre-Core Curriculum

  • Spring 2007 Earth and Environmental Sciences V1053

    PLANET EARTH
  • Spring 2007 First-Year Seminar BC1150

    ON THE ORIGIN OF HUMAN NATURE
  • Spring 2007 First-Year Seminar BC1172

    CHILDHOOD IN WONDERLAND
  • Spring 2007 Architecture A4651

    THE ORDINARY
  • Spring 2007 School of International & Public Affairs U0001

    CONCENTRATION
  • Spring 2007 Science W3920

    IGNORANCE

    (Notes: SENIORS ONLY MAY REGISTER FOR THIS CLASS)

II. The Faculty of Flowery Flatulence

  • Spring 2007 Anthropology G6085

    THING THEORY
  • Spring 2007 Electrical Engineering E4815

    RANDOM SIGNALS & NOISE
  • Spring 2007 Electrical Engineering E6717

    INFORMATION THEORY
  • Spring 2007 English W3690

    DEEP SEA THOUGHT
  • Spring 2007 Philosophy G9525

    SEMINAR ON VAGUENESS

III. In the Area of the Accidentally Approved

  • Spring 2007 American Studies G4120

    COMICS MARCHING INTO THE CANON
  • Spring 2007 Comparative Literature: Italian V3660

    MAFIA MOVIES
  • Spring 2007 Film BC3215

    AUTEUR STUDY: CLINT EASTWOOD
  • Spring 2007 French W3552

    WOMEN & SEX ON STAGE


IV. The Department of Homeland Security

  • Spring 2007 First-Year Seminar BC1256

    CHAOS
  • Spring 2007 Anthropology V3924

    ANTHROPOLOGY & DISASTER
  • Spring 2007 Architecture A4526

    CRISIS ARCHITECTURE
  • Spring 2007 School of the Arts R6010

    EXPLODING TEXT
  • Spring 2007 Earth and Environmental Sciences W3018

    WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
  • Spring 2007 Ethnicity and Race, Center for Study of W3950

    RAPE/WAR/TRAUMA
  • Spring 2007 Religion V3495

    LIFE AFTER DEATH

V. Victims of the Word Limit

  • Spring 2007 Anthropology 83945

    ETHNOG PROB IN ETHNIC
  • Spring 2007 Anthropology V3974

    LOST WORLD/SEC SPACES:MOD/CHLD
  • Spring 2007 Cellular Molecular Biophysics G4011

    RESP COND-RES/REL PLCY ISS-DIS
  • Spring 2007 Political Science G8609

    “CONST & DEM/AGE OF GLOBAL”T

VI. Filed Under Frankenstein

  • Spring 2007 Architecture A4596

    12 DIALOGICAL/POETIC STRATEGES
  • Spring 2007 Anthropology V3978

    DIALOGIC IMAGINATION IN OPERA
  • Spring 2007 Environmental Health Sciences P8365

    NUCLEAR MEDICINE APPLICATIONS
  • Spring 2007 History W2900

    THE HISTORY LAB

VII. Realm of the Real World

  • Spring 2007 Music V2314

    EAR-TRAINING I
  • Spring 2007 Dance BC3000

    FROM PAGE TO DANCE STAGE
  • Spring 2007 Art History BC3985

    INTRO TO CONNOISSEURSHIP
  • Spring 2007 Comp. Lit. and Society BC3120

    POETICS OF THE MOUTH
  • Spring 2007 History: East Asian G8100

    RULING INNER ASIA FROM BEIJING
  • Spring 2007 Art History W3904

    AZTEC ART & SACRIFICE

-Chris Szabla