Prince Prestige kisses Alma Mater, wakes her up from five-year sleep

High schoolers reach for stars, and, uh, here

Václav Havel “changes world,” fails to impress “jaded” sophomores

“Molly said I was accepted to fill the need for a public school, non-LA, non-San Francisco lesbian. And I took it to heart, because I got a B- on my Chaucer midterm.”

Meanwhile, the borough begins the anxiety young…