Mar

9

Spring Break is In

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Bwog dredged the cynicism and negativity from its collective soul a few weeks ago, and pissed a few of you off in the process. Well, that was winter. With spring comes renewal, and lists of things that are shiny and new and exciting! Meanwhile, Bwog is pooped, so you may not be hearing from us as frequently. Have fun on your exotic getaways (or mundane weeks on the living room couch). The fun starts again soon.

hgfGayatri Spivak

FreshDirect

BorrowDirect

kumquats

UK spelling

petty theft

flyers condemning petty theft

hopscotch

Dixieland jazz

pancakes

Robert Maschio

body stubble

shaved heads

multivitamins

three ring binders

hole punchers

nepotism

bagel lady who has replaced bagel man at Ferris

raccoon hats (these are not coonskin caps)

going to bed at 11:00 PM, waking up at 7:00 PM

breakfast

apparently, masturbating in front of the butler circulation desk at 3:30 AM during midterm week

Ovid

E-40

Riverside Drive

ping pong

cheerleading

Leif Erickson

old timey fisticuffs

whiskey

Michael Douglas

Alec Baldwin

horizontally stacked books

the butt

Columbia College Today

kindness

tea

Austin, TX

Cardigans

Parisian suburbs

identity politics and anti-imperialism in art museums

the sublime

London fashion

masculinity

adolescence

Helen Mirren

Heroes, season 2

Adorno

deuniversalizing whiteness

high school nostalgia

hyphy

tv on dvd

gmail

gchat

google calendar

google documents

anything google touches

beer

evolution

D’Ag points

snobbery

the metaphysical poets

hats

ballet flats

Café Fresh

nailbiting

analog clock faces

introspection

cough drops

Pandora

earmuffs

Broken Thought

being earnest

guided democracy

Chacos and Timbuk2 bags

faux fur with sunglasses

Rod Majors

The Jester

global cooling

way-too-long Bwog posts

brown rice

the future

Chipotle

first-year gossip

CU Players

1020

Amsterdam Avenue

West Side Market

winter

197a plans

perjury

cutting and running

over-use of Butler

under-use of Lehman

postering

butter

Nepal

graduating early…or late.

the SIPA cafe

iPhones

work study

mixtapes

small pets in dorms

WBAR pronounced as “w-bar”

train trips to outlying NYC regions

Brooklyn Botanical Gardens

multi-media all over the Spec website

sock-hop-style rock n’ roll

street bouquets

hand-written notes when you really mean it

blood oranges

chalk

bartering

STA travel

Shake Shack (re-opens March 21!)

Pinkberry

Jeff Wall

irony

alarmism

Conservapedia

Lists:

Grocery

– Instant pudding

– Salad fixings

– tuna and cheddar

– warm bread

– polenta

– 1%

– Annies

– OJ

Hit

– People who pace while on the phone

– People who are not funny and don’t realize it

– People who fart and run

– Pigeon killers

– Line cutters, esp. if they pretend to be your friend

Long

(see above)

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26 Comments

  1. dsfsd  

    Felipe Tarid is in, first of all. Hyphy is definitely out; be back in a few. And 197a plans were never cool. And never will be.

  2. spelling!  

    Tarud you fool!

    Felipe Tarud is in.
    But the real question: is Tao Tan out??? Where are you TT!?

  3. Fan  

    Bwog,

    Your commenters tend to give you a lot of shit. Thank you for not taking such shit to heart and continuing to maintain such a damn entertaining (and useful) site.

    Have a fun, well-deserved break.

  4. Roofies

    Roofies
    Date rape
    Kolonopin
    GHB
    Sun tan lotion

  5. Spivak  

    according to Bollinger is an expert on "critiques of post-colonial discourse [and] feminism, Marxism, and globalization".

    And she's now a *University Professor*?

    F#(*@& great.

  6. Uhh  

    This list is meaningless. It's just a bunch of words grouped together. They have no common features--none of these things are "out," and many of them were never "in."

    Bwog sucks.

    • I'll second that  

      What is the point in listing several dozen words? Seriously.

      street bouquets
      hand-written notes when you really mean it
      blood oranges
      chalk
      bartering

      What the fuck?

      Bwog definitely sucks.

      • DHI  

        Blood oranges?
        It was supposed to be blood, and oranges.
        Bwog is a bunch of douchebags who never listen to my suggestions. I'm not reading bwog anymore and neither should you.

  7. perhaps  

    ....but the irony is that you'll probably keep reading it anyway.

  8. oh bwog

    these angsty complainers will greatly miss misdirecting their anger towards you. as for me, I second commenter #3. have a good break.

  9. oh!

    ANGST
    BITCHING!

    rabblerabblerabblerabblerabblerabble

  10. ann coulter  

    innocence is in!

  11. actually

    i liked and agreed with that other list too.

  12. COMMENT CENSOR

    Where do the dead comments go? Does their death hurt? I picture the shoe in Who Killed Roger Rabbit hissing away

  13. ttan

    Where did my expert commentary go?

    BWOG HATES TAO TAN!

  14. Riles

    AUSTIN, TX!! AMAZING!

  15. mrprez

    what about Matt Schoenfeld? he's got to be out by now.

  16. melac dept. rep

    glad to see that "broken thought" made the list. okay, so i don't understand one word of that shit, but it's definitely "in."
    long live jason mohaghegh.

  17. el bwogito

    why isn't bwog on that list? i'd put it there, I LOVE BWOG!

  18. against matthew fox  

    protesting matthew fox

  19. hyphy

    is so last year. Way to pick 'em, Bwog.

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