Apr

20

QuickSpec: Only One More Week of Classes Edition

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  1. Eh?  

    "Perez is not our Capote-he's our Martin Luther King"

    Man, MLK's era's Martin Luther King was a fucking million times better than ours is, then. If only Perez Hilton had been shot instead of King.

  2. Thank God  

    I wasn't the only one who stopped on that sentence...that was literally the first time the spec made me vomit in my mouth

  3. DHI  

    The term "hipster" is ill-defined, but if anything, wouldn't a shameless and trivial obsession with mainstream celebrity justify the rejection or ironic interpretation of mainstream culture? I'm not a huge fan of the hipsters, but damn, we might even need them if they're opposed to this celebrity obsession.

    • Stop parrotng

      Stop parrotng your professors' opinions.

      • DHI  

        Dude, I don't have a professor who talks about hipsters and celebrities.

        Here's my professor's opinions:
        LET US RECONSIDER RECONSTRUCTION SHALL WE???

        I AM SAYING SOME SHIT IN SPANISH THAT YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND

        MY OPINION IS THAT YOU ARE A POOR STUDENT

        and so on.

        I admit I sounded like an ass, but don't blame my professors for it.

        • Awww

          Don't you know that you should never, ever apologize on the Internet? Obviously you're taking 'real' classes; as opposed to the fake one's I've been taking where the teacher spouts out opinions on hipsters!

  4. re:dhi  

    i thought you made a good point. so there.

    umm, i'm dan okin, bitch?

    • No you aren't.  

      I'm Dan Okin.
      The real Dan Okin is a confident motherfucker.
      He'd never question mark a statement asserting he is himself.
      And that's why, once again, I'm Dan Okin.
      Bitch.

    • omg  

      DAN OKIN IS ON THE INTERCUBE?

      DAN OKIN IS MY HERO

      PLEASE DAN OKIN WHILE YOU ARE STILL THERES!!! Say to us what you your favorite flavor of ice cream is so that we can mention what Dan Okin's favorite flavor is whenever we play a get to know you game where someone asks about the favorite flavor of ice cream

  5. Dan Okin  

    Dan Okin doesn't get on the intercube.
    Dan Okin uses the intertubes. He is an engineer and knows all about complex tubing.
    Dan Okin doesn't eat ice cream. Ice cream is eaten by little girls and tastes sweet. Dan Okin eats red meat and washes it down with scotch.
    That's why I'm motherfucking Dan Okin.
    Bitch.

  6. RE: CollegeCon

    I believe XOXOHTH is the credited response

  7. ROFL  

    CCCP LMAO DPRK LOL USSR

  8. confused  

    lauren graham lived in furnald even though she went to barnard? and john jay? that doesnt make sense to me....

  9. Armin Rosen

    is really off on this one: "Cho was not just invisible to those around him, but invisible to himself as well: by shaving off his weapons' serial numbers, carrying no identification, and committing suicide in a way that would obscure his most individual physical feature-his face-he argued against his own humanity and individuality."

    This analysis is a massive stretch, considering the kid shot pictures of himself brandishing guns, and sent a video closeup to a major network in which he uses "I" constantly.

  10. Elna

    I agree with Armin; it's been proven in many psychological studies that serial killers and violent criminals don't suffer from low self-esteem. Rather, they have such a big sense of self that it manifests as extreme narcissim.

    http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?sec=health&res=9A02EEDA1538F932A35753C1A9649C8B63

  11. Elna

    Well, not Armind, since I am disagreeing with him. I agree with commentor #20.

  12. nellie sucks  

    honestly, who would you rather look like, Perez Hilton or a member of The Strokes?

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