Senior Wisdom: Tess Carota
Written by Bwog Staff
This is the 8th installement in our Senior Wisdom series…bringing you all the awesome ’07ers you should have met by now.
Claims to fame:
Spectator Arts and Entertainment editor many moons ago.
Preferred swim test stroke?
I don’t have to know how to swim.
1. I can’t wear Columbia athletic apparel or use my Columbia email
address without pissing people off.
2. Full-time undergrads who put out a daily newspaper work really damn
hard. (For serious.)
3. Many ideas/theories and the like.
I was asked to fill out this survey. (How meta of me.)
This betrays my general lack of caring about the goings on of
Columbia, but the whole Matthew Fox thing is pretty awesome. It has
nothing to do with me, thus making the whole episode amusing rather
Which professor do you think would be the best kisser?
What percentage of seniors do you think are virgins?
25. That seems like a good solid number.
As I can only think about smegma…. Cheese because it’s dead to me now.
(Wikipedia that shit. Ick.)
Days on campus memory?
If you’re burning for more class of 2007 profiles, check it: Frances Howorth, Josh Bolotsky, Jenni Oki, Seth Flaxman, Maria Baibakova, Karen Fu (scroll), David Chait (scroll), Dan Okin, Anthony Walker, Nick Klagge, Claire Lackner, Paul Sonne, Karina Garcia, and Sakib Khan.