This is the 8th installement in our Senior Wisdom series…bringing you all the awesome ’07ers you should have met by now. 




jjClaims to fame:

Spectator Arts and Entertainment editor many moons ago.

Preferred swim test stroke?

I don’t have to know how to swim.

What are three things you learned at Columbia?

1. I can’t wear Columbia athletic apparel or use my Columbia email

address without pissing people off.

2. Full-time undergrads who put out a daily newspaper work really damn

hard. (For serious.)

3. Many ideas/theories and the like.

Justify your existence in 30 words or less.

I was asked to fill out this survey. (How meta of me.)

What was your favorite controversy in your time at Columbia?

This betrays my general lack of caring about the goings on of

Columbia, but the whole Matthew Fox thing is pretty awesome. It has

nothing to do with me, thus making the whole episode amusing rather

than irritating.

Which professor do you think would be the best kisser?

I try not to. You know what they say: don’t shit where you learn.


What percentage of seniors do you think are virgins?

25. That seems like a good solid number.

Would you rather permanently give up oral sex or cheese?

As I can only think about smegma…. Cheese because it’s dead to me now.

(Wikipedia that shit. Ick.)

Days on campus memory?

Not going.

Regrets?

Nope.

If you’re burning for more class of 2007 profiles, check it: Frances Howorth, Josh Bolotsky, Jenni Oki, Seth Flaxman, Maria Baibakova, Karen Fu (scroll), David Chait (scroll), Dan Okin, Anthony Walker, Nick Klagge, Claire Lackner, Paul Sonne, Karina Garcia, and Sakib Khan.