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  1. gulliverstravels  

    he's either
    a) rising like a phoenix OR
    b) throwing up his tree-side gangsigns

  2. DHI  

    Archimedes.
    Sword and the Stone was a tight movie.

  3. Alum

    Whatever the name, it's a very cool logo.

  4. Different mascot  

    Different school.

  5. uuuhhhh  

    what's with the brackets and asterisk?

    • Hector the Hectorer  

      The university asked them to put an asterisk on the logo to match the one on their diplomas just so everyone's aware they didn't actually earn a real Columbia degree.

      And no, I don't think it's too early in the year for a GS flamewar.

  6. GSGSGSGS

    GS IS A BUNCH OF FREAKS:

    Witness, FAMOUS ALUM:

    Howard Dean
    Hunter S. Thompson
    Amelia Earhart

    JUST TO NAME A FEW

    GET 'EM OUT, GET 'EM OUT, GET 'EM OUT -

    $1,000 bounty to the first person who pisses in the GS LOUNGE


    Make them feel UNWANTED

  7. huh

    howard dean went to gs?

    anyway, sorry gs, you are not hogwarts students. owls (especially this fellow), themselves fairly creepy, fail to dispel the notion you are as well.

  8. screw  

    the owls! they cheated when i asked how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop!

  9. Like Totally

    I'm a senior at GS w/ a 3.9 GPA. Every one of my classes except University Writing has been a mixed CC/GS/SEAS environment. While some of you CC kids are certainly a well-oiled lot bent on world domination, there are probably just as many of you who are in for a seriously rude awakening the day after commencement.

    • Nope

      Unlike 'Geriatric Shit' Columbia COLLEGE places really well into bulge brackets, I-Banks, hedge funds, big 5 accounting, McKinsey - BUT they fucking shit themselves laughing when they see a 'GS' student.

      3.9 is great - just like I'm sure I could go back to Kindergarten and score a flat-out A+.

      Jeez, you fucking old pukes... by the time I'm your age, I'll be finishing my PhD and making my last payment on my house and hot wife's new tits, so SHUT THE FUCK UP.

      GS =/= prestigious, sorry

  10. Shut the

    f*ck up. I'm a CC student and GS is fine in my book. It's a good service and a pretty cool thing that Columbia offers "non-traditional" students the chance to gain a Columbia education.
    Our GS program is technically more difficult to get into than Harvard's (though they are structured differently, I know). And GS students are often more interested in the classes than CC students.
    I admit that it was a bit annoying to have GS when I was a freshman, but the last thing we need is a**holes like #18/19 (and a few others that have posted). Treat people with some respect. No, it's not CC or SEAS, but that doesn't mean that we have to treat GS students like dirt.
    God, those posts made me sick. Be proud you go to a school that allows in students with a diversity of backgrounds while maintaining its prestige.

    • yeah  

      that's the yale-harvard-princeton wannabee crowd talking.

    • Not-GS

      Oh thank you most condscending and generous CC student for most charitably sharing access to your great school! *grovels*

      Fact: Naturally GS is harder to get into than Harvard's Extension program. Because they're not analogous. Harvard's extension program is Columbia continuing education program.

      I'm not sure what you mean by "No, it's not CC or SEAS." Do you imply some sort of superiority? On what basis? That you did better in high school? You do realize that GS is entrance into the exact same degree program as CC with slightly looser core requirements?

      So when that GS grad puts down "Education: Columbia University, BA" just like you, how will you feel? If you think that's some sort of misrepresentation since he/she didn't "really" go to Columbia, your words are hollow. If you don't care, congratulations, you're one of the few people at Columbia who don't need to shit on others in order to validate themselves.

      • RESOURCES

        IT'S NOT ABOUT WRITING IT DOWN ON YOUR RESUME, IT'S ABOUT THE SPECIAL ACCESS TO INTERNSHIP FUNDS, PROGRAMS AND GRAD SCHOOLS THAT MAKE CC WORTH PAYING %5K A YEAR FOR

        You dumb as shit GS scum

        Oh, I forgot CREEP-O AND SQUAWK-O FOR YOUR STUPID OWL

        AND YEAH, AND I TURNED DOWN ALL THREE OF HYP TO BE IN
        N E W -FUCKING- Y O R K C I T Y

        So go ahead and write it, maybe you'll impress the secretarial pool. Maybe one day you'll even rise up to BE AN ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT while I sit back and make 138K a year plus BONUS - BITCH!

        • special what?

          Which Programs and Grad Schools do CC students get special access to?

          If you turned down HYP for NYC, that is what we call "poor judgement."

          unless your a fratty i-banking bound douchebag. then you just suck at life.

          and I'm not in GS. learn to read.

          • ADDRESSED TO

            ALL THE DUMB FUCK GSers, look there is a marked difference between the access we get and what they get. If you aren't taking advantage then that's your fault. As for HYP, who wants to be young and rich and stuck in New Jersey, New Haven or Cambridge? I don't.

            You wanna love GERIATRIC SCUM then go ahead. Ain't no one stopping you. But at my company, at least, they'll be in the secretary's pool when they graduate. SORRY.

  11. GSer  

    Damn, it looks like I'm out of a job at the new McDonalds branch.

    • Don't worry

      Don't worry, I hear GS has connections, maybe they can start you off as an assistant night manager

      BUT CAN YOU HANDLE THE PRESSURE? GSers AREN'T KNOWN FOR THEIR MATURITY OR GRACE UNDER PRESSURE

      PS: ISRAEL FOR EVER, DROP A BOMB ON SYRIA FOR ME!!!

  12. Hey GS!

    When you're done with fake Columbia, why don't you consider fake Yale for grad school?

    http://www.yale.edu/opa/podcast/

  13. Silly Rabbit

    What our little Patrick Bateman doesn't realize is: many GS'ers already have careers. I know at least a dozen people in GS who made out like pigs in the dot com boom and several others who simply needed a break from the corporate hamster wheel. Don't worry, though, kid...we'll keep it spinning for you.

  14. plain truth

    CC = Herpes

    it just never goes away.

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