Feb

9

Coach Joe Jones Wants to Transport Your Puppy to Florida

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Bwog noticed a link to a Craigslist post in the comments of the Cooking with Bwog article. The link brought us to an advertisement for Five Star Puppy Transportation, a canine shipping business that will “TAKE YOUR DOG DOWN TO FLORIDA IN A VERY NICE, ROOMY, AND SAFE SUV.” 

Sounds tempting! But how credible is the Five Star Puppy Transportation service? “I NEVER TAKE MORE THAN TWO DOGS IN ONE TRIP, AND I HAVE A HELPER THAT WILL SIT IN THE BACK SEAT WITH YOUR PET. DONT LOCK YOUR DOG UP IN A CAGE AND LET THE AIRLINES BANG HIM AROUND.”



But when finally convinced Bwog of the quality of the Five Star Puppy Transportation service was the owner’s side job: “I AM THE BBALL COACH AT COLUMBIA.”

Bwog called the number provided and it went to voicemail, the outgoing message in the voice of 2004’s ROLM phone messages. And though we don’t have any immediate (or foreseeable) need right now to transport a puppy down the eastern seaboard, when the occasion arises—and there’s no doubt that it will—our search for five star services is over.

– JNW

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10 Comments

  1. EAL  

    In other news, Columbia beat UPenn State last night 74-58. Everyone ought to come to the Princeton game tonight!

  2. although cute

    i don't think that jjones (or the women's coach, it doesn't quite specify) has the time to make a drive down to florida at this time of the year. sorry folks this probably isn't real. i totally wish though.

  3. umm  

    I think you meant to say UPenn or Penn State, they are very different schools.

  4. EAP  

    Egg and Peacock 8 and 11 tonight!
    Egg and Peacock 8 and 11 tonight!
    Egg and Peacock 8 and 11 tonight!
    Egg and Peacock 8 and 11 tonight!
    Egg and Peacock 8 and 11 tonight!

  5. sdv  

    PUPPY TRANSPORT IS MY DREAM JOB! AT LAST I KNOW WHAT I WILL DO UPON GRADUATION!!!!!

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